Death by shooted by a man who camouflage in heavy snowstorms

dead by being not soo shut up and taking my money

death by playing video games for 40 hours straight and getting a blood clot

DEATH FOR ALL

death: critical hit on the heart

death my a mouse

Death by the cold.

Death by ribbons :D

death by cardiac arest

Death by the Chicken King

u called a whale with an afro and says to him hi i want to order some bami and some dumplings the whale says blub i say kay c u in a minute then a swat team comes in my house and tries to rape a rainbow we have hidden from hitler. Then the rainbow is all like nah ah ur so not gonna rape me and slaps the swat team in the face with a foam finger from the arizona cardinals but meanwhile a 1up mushroom sneaked into our house giving our goldfish superpowers so the goldfish just destroyed the new twin towers and flew away to defeat superman and after that mario knocks at our door and is all like: is princess peach here and were all like NO SHE’S IN ANOTHER FUCKING CASTLE then the goldfish chokes without water so he kicks mario away and goes swimming in a volcano then a hippo walks through the himalays while singing and the hippo is a ninja and he is on his way to defeat the evil nyan cat but nyan cat wins cuz he’s a cat and cake at the same time and let’s the world explode after the goldfish flew to the moon. And u where still on earth so death bye evil nyan cat

death by boredum

Death by Airplane game xD

Death by my avatar >:3 Sweet dreams!

DEATH BY MY AMAZINGNESS. I WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU T^T

Death by my sister murdering you for fraud !
(You stole her name)

DEATH BY BEING SO UNREALISTICLY STRANGE FOR LIKING A SHOW LIKE THT

Death by a notebook C:

Death by an apple slice. >:L

DEATH BY . Hm Freezing to death.