Because the last time you did that we had to send you the ER. You're allergic, remember? and that hospital bill was way to high

Why can't i eat muffins?

Because I have no it.

Why can't i eat a banana?

Because they have radiation in them (true fact).

Why can't I eat this potato's eyes?

Cause thats creepy


Why can't i eat this Orange?

cuz u in hungergames and i kill u cuz its mineeee

why cant i eat u

Cause i'm on FIRE :P


Why can't i eat steak?

cuz u r steak

why cant i eat food?

Because I ate all the food.


Why can't I eat air?

it does not taste good

why can't i eat Ice?

because your insides will freeze

why can't i eat my victim's souls?

Because you are in a coma and all of those "victims" are the people that pushed you to jump. They have no soul in your eyes.

Why can't I eat drywall?

then the house will fall down


Why can't i eat uh.. TREES

Bc we don't eat wood...

Why can't i eat paper?

because i care about you too much to let you
why can't i eat a fridge?

Coz if you do, you'll be fat and spitting blood and can't move and die.............. and explode

Why can't I eat vegetables?

Cause you already ate them


Why can't i eat Pie O.O

Because you are allergic to it.

Why can't i eat you? D:

Because If I hit u 1 time you are already died.

Qhy can't I eat Zuzuiscute?

because i don't know who he is.

Why cant i eat pokepuffs????

Because you will cough to death thats why

Why can't I eat grass? :U