For some reason, I thought when you hang out with people the opposite gender too much, you would get pregnant. So I would hang out with my male friends, but not too often. I learned in 5th grade I was wrong, big time.

I thought onions make you cry because they are being mean.

that in a future world, i would turn into my oc
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I thought onions make you cry because they are being mean.

''do not cut me o shit no u suck good bye''

hue kiri

i still hide under my covers bc then no goobly gooblers can get me

when I was younger I literally used to pray:
"please let sonic and amy rose come to my front door, amen"

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when I was younger I literally used to pray:
"please let sonic and amy rose come to my front door, amen"

Makes me remember the time I wasn't scared of any ghosts since I believed Courage from Courage the Cowardly Dog will protect me

Creepypastas, ghosts, and all that shiz
MEHMEH (Mommy in wtfspeak)

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i thought babies were really in stomachs and not the uterus

That and i actually thought babies were shitted out.

I though Fruit punch is a fruit that will punch you if u drink it

i thought there was at least one camera in a bathroom so i hated going to the bathroom
even if i was just going to wash my hands
nope

Santa.

That ladies were pregnant right after they get married

That there aren't haters.

Tooth fairy, vampires and slender man ahhh

Squeeze the juice out of a tomato thinking there was ketchup in it.

My childhood was a liie
-I thought Snata was really
-I thought people became parents at 28 by being married
-I thought the tooth fairy was real
-I thought plane cargo was moved through an underground tube system

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I was thinking the moon follow us when we go out with the car °-°

this.


i thought that if you go to the bathroom the toilet would come alive and tentacles would drag you in the toilet and kill you ;;


and that babys come out of butts o.o

-I really really really thought that if I closed my eyes while showering, spiders would jump on me and kill me. It was all thanks to this movie where a big spider gets in the bathroom while a girl is showering.
-The moon was made of cheese.
-Animals could talk but wouldn't do it so they don't get discovered by adults and so somehow I could communicate with them through eye contact.
-I was an undiscovered power ranger.
-If I mixed milk powder and cocoa powder with a little bit of water, put it in the freezer and waited some random hours, I would magically have a cupcake, well, sometimes it didn't really worked but I still ate them.
-Better let's not talk about Carrie and telekinesis and... Fire control.