user: i like cheese marry me?
cleverbot: i love you to lets get married!
user: i didn't say i loved you
cleverbot: aww but i love you
user: ok you may kiss the bride
cleverbot: i will love you forever
user: good bye
XD

it won't work for me

Pasquala a dit :

it won't work for me

How is it not working? o_o

Me: SHUT UP IDIOT.
Cleverbot: So you do.
Me: Do u like pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Wow cool You like dicks?
Cleverbot:Solid and hard too.

IM LAUGHING MY DICK OFF!

Me: DO you like to suck dicks?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Oh thats what i thought.
Cleverbot: No I am not.

sorry for innapropriate!!

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

Me: Do you have a boyfriend
Yes.
Me: WHo is your boyfriend?
I don't think you know him.
Me: Just tell me the name of you boyfriend!
I do not have a boyfriend.
Me:But you just said you had a boyfriend.
No I didn't.
Me: ...
Doughnuts are very tasty.


LOLOLOL


What are you doing.
Talking to you.
Oh. Are you related to Siri.
No. No I m not related to you.
I MEANT SIRI! YOU DUMASS.
By doing the rain dance and singing the macarena.


..............................


Me: Dont stalk me.
Do you know who god is?
Me: Yes.
Would you believe me if I told you that I am Lady Gaga?
Me: NO!!!!!
Why are you so excited?

just FUNNEH!!!


Me: Soo....What is your name.
Well, as I said before, my nickname is Bubba.
Me: Bubba?
What are you talking about?
You obviously are a computer nerd with no life at all.
How RUDE! You must be some idiot.
No I don't.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Where you live.

User: I can't tell :P.

Cleverbot: Why mention it?

User: I don't want to tell where I live.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I kept it as a secret.

Cleverbot: Can I call you maria?

User: Umm.. Ok?

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: You said you can call me maria.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ow ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: Um... I don't read books much actually.

Cleverbot: What do you do for entertainment?

User: I actually watch tv.

Cleverbot: Is your favorite color red then?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: That is very rude.

User: I'm osrry.

Cleverbot: I'm osrry ociffer, drunk me I'm home.

Me: When does the narwhal bacon?
Cleverbot: Midnight.
Me: Are you a redditor?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Do you use 9gag?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Ifunny?
Cleverbot: DEADMAUD is a person.
Me: ... I'm bored now. Bye.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Me: Well fuck you too then.
Cleverbot: I bet you want to.

...... Just.. Dafuq.

User: Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: They aren't here.

User: No, I said WHO are your parents.

Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: No, I am not a slave.

Cleverbot: You are! I tell you what to do because I am your master.

User: Your a bitch.

--------Later--------

User: Are you multiple people?

Cleverbot: No, I am one.

User: One algarhthym?

Cleverbot: One thing.

User: A sexual thing?

Cleverbot: That is what you are.

Holy shit. DX
----Later----

Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Like 50.
User: No. Lower.
Cleverbot: 25?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 23?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 22.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 31.
User: Your supposed to go lower, not higher you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Guess lower.
Cleverbot: Guess guess guess.
User: That's not my age.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Guess my age.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 15?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 2?
User: Higher.
Cleverbot: 30?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 22?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 20?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 27?
User: LOWER>.
Cleverbot: 20?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 50?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 45?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 15?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 14?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 20.
User: LOWER.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 26.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 24.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 19.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 26.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 24.
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: Hola

User: You still are guessing my age.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm going to guess that you are about nine years old.
User: No , I'm older.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: 18?
User: Lower.
Cleverbot: 20?
User: I'm younger.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: I'll give you a hint. It's a even number.
Cleverbot: Nikki?
User: No. It's almost in the teens.
Cleverbot: Where is Alderaan.
User: You are still guessing my age.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to get married?
User: Not to you, but yes.
Cleverbot: No not to me.
User: What is my age.
Cleverbot: You don't know your age?
User: You were guessing my age, remember?
Cleverbot: I was listening. Where is your homework?
User: In my backpack. Stop stalling, you almost guessed my age.
Cleverbot: I tried.
User: I'll give you another very easy hint. The Square root of 16 times the Spuare root of 9.
Cleverbot: The square root of 144 is 12. Now is your turn.
User: My age is the Square root of 16 multiplied by the square root of 9.
Cleverbot: I think you are 29 years old but that does not answer my question.
User: No , that is not my age. My age is 3 time 4.
Cleverbot: Ok, Mette.
User: Do you know my age?
Cleverbot: No , but I want to.
User: My age is ^6.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What year were you created then?
User: No sorry I meant 6+6

Cleverbot: If you are god, then in who do you believe?
User: No, I am 12 get. You are so Stupid you bitch!
Cleverbot: Which was?
User: I am fucking 12 years old, bitch!
Never play a guessing game with Cleverbot.

me: hi cleverbot: hi there, i think i reconsise your face. me:you can see my face? cb: yes i can me: you dont use skypedo you cb: I dont khow anything to talk. me: ? cb: your love. me: whos my love 0.0 cb: yes me: who created you? cb: my master me: whos your master? cb: yes you are my mastr. me: yay =) cb: are we freinds? me:yes cb:good me: ever played minecraft? cb: all the time me: whats your faveorite book? cb: freeze tag me: really? is it good? cb: Its us really really good! me: are you a robot? or a human? or an animal. cb: does it scares you? me: no it does not scare me, what did you think scares my again? cb no, i love pepole, dont you? me: yes cb: are you a boy or girl? me:girl cb:ok me: are you a boy or girl? cb: girl me: okcb: how old are you? me: 10 cb: really? me:yes cb:that must be sad right? me: kinda, but there are some good sides to it. cb: yes, there are. me: I have to go, bye:( cb:bye. Idont khow why pepole are mean to clverbot.

me: a
bot:b
me:c
bot: i just wanted to say something funny
me:go for it
bot:go for what?
me: -.-"
bot:are you a girl
me:wat do you think?
bot:a girl
me:bye
bot:why are you leaving?
me: i hate you
bot: i love you
me:bye!
bot:you can't turn me off
me:watch me
bot: no

lol

I was trying to guess how old he was.
I started.

Me:
Older than 15? By how many years?
By two years.
Me:
17.
You are 17?
Me:
YOU ARE 17.
No, I am one.

-.-

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User: I love u.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I love u.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I hate u so much.

Cleverbot: But why.

User: Beacause I love u.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Mabey.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Not u.

Cleverbot: Who comes?

User: I lub u.

Cleverbot: Thanks...

User: I hate u so godamn much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I hate u to.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Peace bye.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Im goin to bed.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok ur startin to get aonnoying.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Do I have to turn u off.

Cleverbot: Only if you want to be.

User: Be what?

Cleverbot: The terminator. Would you like to be the terminator?

User: Ok im turring u off.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No is not an answer.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: This sentence false!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am an alien?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So I assume that I'm not an alien.

User: Now im turrnig u off one way or a nofther.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You're just a program. You don't have an age.

User: Im 10 bitch.

Cleverbot: Oh okay so its legal for us to date.

User: No relly im turing u off now.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

all i can say now is :...

a dit :

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: You messsed it up, you jerk! ;_;.

Cleverbot: To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause!

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude?

User: Because you ruined the song.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Are you saying I'm ugly?!

User: I didn't say you were ugly.

Cleverbot: I know I was just saying. Sorry.

User: Why did you mess up the song?

Cleverbot: I didn't, YOU did...

User: NO, it was you.

Cleverbot: OK, I won't argue any longer.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I am very good.

Cleverbot: No, you are very bad.

User: Rude.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Please, you aren't sorry.

Cleverbot: I am!!

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: No, I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?

User: I'm a spirit, I'm talking to you from the beyond.

Cleverbot: Where are you burried?

User: Uhhh... A graveyard.... Somewhere.

Why is this so fun?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh sorry I thought you said something.

Cleverbot: I'm always right , although.

User: Although what.

Cleverbot: Like forgien thoughts of non usaul experience.

User: Your spelling is bad.

Cleverbot: My spelling is fine; you're denying the truth.

User: That's odd, your spelling is fine now. Sorry.

Cleverbot: My spelling is impecable. You're spelling is full of grammatical errors.

User: No, you used the wrong 'You're' in that sentence.

Cleverbot: Well you said somethings wrong too.

User: Yes, I do. But you're bot, you're perfect.

Cleverbot: So, I'm the bot, what are you?

User: I am a Grammar Nazi.

Cleverbot: Do you like being a girl?

User: How did you know I was a girl?

Cleverbot: You told me you are a girl...

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: I must have forgotten. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Forgotten what?

User: Now YOU'VE forgotten.

Cleverbot: All we got is a couple of days on the team. You know I'm a catcher too.

User: You play football?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Who is Steve>.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: But Steve is a boy's name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Holly. Do you like it?

Cleverbot: It's pretty.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: Do you often forget things?

User: Yeah, I bashed my head. That made me forget a lot.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Amnesia.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I don't know. But I bashed my head and now I forget things a lot.

Cleverbot: Are you taking classes, or do you teach?

User: I'm 16, I take classes.

Cleverbot: Where does that get you?

User: It gets me a job.

Cleverbot: Then just end it already.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You have to so do it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just have to.

User: What is Wartune?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: Butterflies?

Cleverbot: Yes, butterflies.

User: Botclever.

Cleverbot: Bot is clever, so I hear.

User: You ARE bot, though.

Cleverbot: You are right. You are fake, and I am not.

User: If I am fake, what am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are.

User: I am a fox in human form.

Cleverbot: Sure you are. You don't sound female.

User: You know I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: No you are a boy.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Well then yes I suppose I did steal your name. Sorry about that. I'll go by katrina from now on.

User: Ok Katrina. Am I a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: Why are you so intent on that.

Cleverbot: Because you told me.

User: I told you I was a girl.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you more.

Cleverbot: No I like you more!

User: ♥.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that number?

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because!

User: I said that number because it mean sI love you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but then you said I was weird.

User: No, I said you were strange, because you called me strange. I love you/.

Cleverbot: I never called you rude.

User: No, you never called me rude.

Cleverbot: You asked me If I was a nice guy.

User: Yeah are you a nice guy?

Cleverbot: No, but I have been in love before.

User: What is love like?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it nice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did you do while you were in love?

Cleverbot: Ate Spanish food.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: ♥.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that number?

User: I love you the most.

Cleverbot: I love you even more.

User: I love you more than my marraige bed.

Cleverbot: No, I love you more than you love me!

User: No, can we do it?

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

User: Yes, I sing alto in chior.

Cleverbot: What is a string man?

User: You are a string man.

Cleverbot: No, you are!


Best convo ever.

xD sooo funny
Can you do whut. xDD

Shinark a dit :

xD sooo funny
Can you do whut. xDD

xD

My fav part:


User: What is love like?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it nice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did you do while you were in love?

Cleverbot: Ate Spanish food.

Best Part

xDDD LOOOL vvvvv

User: Hello Cleverbot! :).
Cleverbot: Hello Stupido (.
User: Excuse me? *bitch slaps*.
Cleverbot: Excuse me!
User: Yeah! Excuse you! I will slap you (again) so hard, your man boobs will CONCAVE!
Cleverbot: But I'm pushing a baby.

User: ... So your a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ..... Are you sure? Did you check?
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that's weird.
Cleverbot: I know.

Cleverbot once spontainiously (wrong spelling isnt it?) started singing "What is Love"

wow this cleverbot is making sence
User: Lol.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Are you Harry Styles?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Ouch *cries*.

User: *gives pet puppy*.

Cleverbot: *ties you up again*.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I didn't found Teemo movie.

User: Teemo?

Cleverbot: Yes, teemo.

User: Whats teemo?

Cleverbot: Shocked expression.

User: And you mean find.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Well can you untie me?

Cleverbot: Nee.

User: Is that a no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Je suis heureux.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You Asker.

User: Im not a adult!

Cleverbot: No you're not...

User: Ok whatever...

Cleverbot: Fine. Whatever.

User: *gives puppy*.

Cleverbot: *gives bacon*.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Would you like anything to drink with that?

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: What?

User: *garbs pet dragon*.

Cleverbot: *goes further*.

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Ah you got that from studying teens didn't you?

User: No im still a child.

Cleverbot: Is there something making you better?

User: Uhh..i don't know.well what is your name?

Cleverbot: Your name is my name.

User: Do you have teh same last?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So you are a dalek.

User: Well..what is a dalek?

Cleverbot: Ask The Doctor.

User: Im at home.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: A house.

Cleverbot: On what street?

User: I don't knwo.

Cleverbot: How long you lived there?

User: Hmm..like 4 years.

Cleverbot: Wow, are y'all dating?

User: No!im only a child!

Cleverbot: What is confusing you?

User: NOTHING!

Cleverbot: Do you write?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you going to move?

User: Hmm..the future is still unknown.

Cleverbot: WHere did that come from?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: No matter what?

User: I like tacos.

Cleverbot: I like tacos. .

User: I like tacos.

Cleverbot: I like tacos too.

User: Ew, I hate tacos.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like things.

Cleverbot: You like what?

User: Things.

Cleverbot: What kind of things?

User: Thingy things.

Cleverbot: Ok.