Edit this cause I misread the title.
But ermmm our restrooms are unisex.

my school made a really weird but kinda cool video about well, the school itself. if you watch it, you're like "holy shit those people study at the best highschool" but thats an amazing lie

a part of the hallway was blocked off by security guards today because there was a white powder on the floor which could only be cocaine

this kid named austin sometimes plays the roblox death sound out of nowhere during work time in 1st period

also, somewhat related to what swirl said--
one time, people weren't allowed to go in the commons because there was a food fight and custodians had to clean it up. i managed to see a part of the mess and jeez
and earlier that day i was almost late to art class because the hallway was crowded due to the food fight and i saw someone poor water on the head of someone else
this was the last week before winter break

Last year, we had to learn a song to sing for the principal bc it was her last year
We sang it after the talent show that went on...
Which is sad bc it replaced the annual "who let the dogs out" dance the teachers would perform, and I loved when they do that. Also this was my last year at this school. (I've been to that school for 7 years)

One time I was walking through the hallway at school, and I saw a teacher yelling at students older than me because they were throwing tampons at eachother. "THIS IS NOT HOW YOU USE TAMPONS!"
After I passed them I burst out laughing

My memory is foggy so i can't remeber anything really cool

But I recently made out with the statue outside school

I was working on a history project and I was randomly paired up with two troublemaking dumb kids and one kid who had these extra classes often, they all left me to do a majority of the project, and when I told them that they had to help me do the project, they would start fooling around again or do badly.

One day I saw the two dumb kids stealing tissues from my own tissue pack ( allergies everywhere ) and I didn't think much of it until the teacher gave a speech to everybody in the class because someone put rude notes on a tissue in the backpack of one kid.

I knew it was the two kids since they despise the victim and why else were they stealing erasers. I silently snitched on them because if nobody revealed who did it, then the entire class gets punished. My friend said I should've just said it to everyone but those kids were also trying to flush the victim's stuff in the toilet and i'm not taking my chances.

One of my friends (he's older than me, he's almost 18 and in 11th grade) brought his motorcycle into the school and rode it around the halls on the last day of school. He even allowed me & a few others take turns and ride it around too. Some teachers spotted us but didn't give a damn, because it was the last day of school anyways.

Also, once, a classmate was doing the bottle flip challenge with a big bottle of fanta. The bottle ended up exploding and splashing everyone around it with juice. Then he had to clean up in less than 2 minutes, before one of our strictest teachers entered the classroom.

I gave my school a google review and put in the lyrics to all star

The creation of anime club

When my friend bought powder sugar (substitute for cocaine) to school to troll the teachers and ended up in detention for it.

every year near valentine's day or on it there's a "hug day" where you staple a cardboard heart to your shirt and basically try to hug people and collect their names

if you're uncomfortable being touched by strangers, have social anxiety or are highkey hated in the class, you're fucked because there's always the people who will try to hug you just for brownie points and make everything awkward

i don't know it sounds like a nice premise maybe i'm just salty because i'm all of those people