cuz i love slapping food

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dude u slapped my mind

Because you lost it when you thought you could slap food out my hand

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Dude you slapped my UNO cards

yes i did it on purpose cuz u were winning the game so i had to do it

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dude u slapped my phone case

I meant to break it

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Dude you slapped my Cheese!

i tried to steal it

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dude u slapped my jaw

Sorry I meant to break it.

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Dude you slapped my bunny

I would never... unless I was showing my wrath.

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Dude you slapped my ego

your ego was bothering me

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dude u slapped my internet

So it would stop working and you'd get a life

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Dude you slapped my baby milk

cuz its disgusting

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dude u slapped my tooth

I meant to pull it out

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Dude you slapped my egg!

i meant to shoot it

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dude u slapped my forehead

IT WAS SO BIG

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Dude you slapped my fireworks

i tried to make it explode in your hands

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dude u slapped my belly

It's getting bigger

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Dude you slapped my dominoes!

cuz u were tryna make something cool with them

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dude u slapped my nail

I was trying to eat it and then spit it at you in your sleep so you'd blame the dog when I ran away very fast

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Dude you slapped my container

cuz my dog was inside your container

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dude u slapped my eye

I was trying to blind you and "attack" you

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Dude you slapped my green eggs and ham

i dont even know what it is

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dude u slapped me