0/10

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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

O.o/10

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If an animal gets stuck in a bra is it called a booby trap?

what/10

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What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!

5/10

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What do dogs do after they graduate from obedience school? They get their masters.

5/10

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my friend broke his finger, but on the other hand he's alright

im terrible at this why did i even post

5.5/10

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Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.

im easily offended as a woman so :))))) 1/10

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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

6.5/10

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

?/10

Me: What's the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and a bottle of glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

Someone: What about the glue bottle?

Me: I knew you'd get stuck on that

2/10 u did the same joke but with fish

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if i got a murder mystery then why dont i have a roblox fixery?because i need tissue to eat the mystery

0/10 roblox is ew

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Person one : What should I call Narancia , a boy or a Trap?
Person two : No call him a damn ambush .

0/10 not even impressive

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i can fly and thats shadic but if im shadic with a ring i will be string

-1000/10


You know why most couples don't go to the gym? Because they usually don't work out

1.5/10

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i'm a funny joke

no you're not. 0/10

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.

2/10 yea... this one doesn't really work


What is a skeletons favorite instrument? The tromBONE!!!

7/10

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“I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One Woman’s Harrowing Misunderstanding of How Haircuts Work

9.5/10

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I cant think of a good marine animals pun! Oh whale.