Sure

Mummy may I have a haunted black cat

No because no ghosts!

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Mommy can I eat the pickle

Sure!

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Mummy may I drink the eggnog

No >:l

Mother, may I please have a youtube channel? I just want to make gaming videos ;-;

OK but no bad words and only Transformice allowed.

Mummy may I have a swallowtail? Pls it looks cool!

Sure
don't eat it.

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Mommy... Can I have a knife? A really big and sharp one!

No! You'll kill people!

Mummy can I keep this caterpillar?

No it will die

Mummy can I have a car even though I'm not 16

heck no

mommy can i get a dog?

no
i got a new carpet
its gonna pee
and your only
2.

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mummy can i have a transformice account

no, it contains nudity and gore content so no :)

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Hey, mum and dad. May I kill both of you? c:
(i Will never do that in real life ps)

No you can kill your dad tho

Mummy may I have a dagger?

No love allowed.

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Mommy, may I superglue your hands together?

Sure!

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Mummy may I show you this picture?

a dit :

click if you say yes. (Not innapropriate go ahead)

a dit :VoirMasquer

Uh sure

Mummy may I
Say "you suck fucker" to our schools princable

Sure

Mummy/daddy can I eat our cat?

yes, your dad hates cats
Mama may I go asking people do they want a quick fade ?