poke the owl in the face

I guess we've agreed on not killing each other.

Steal its top hat and then laugh at them because they don't have a cool hat

*GASP* How could you?!

Sing the eight melodies repeatedly until they can't stop crying, but then I'd feel bad for them so I'd comfort them and become friends with them. However, if they still want to kill me....

Throw bombs at it.

I would run

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Awww it's a cute little bunny, WAIT, I'VE SEEN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, I KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP...

Umm... Throw rocks at it and run for my life-

"And then he got an idea. A very awful idea."

I wouldn't kill such a beautiful owl, but I certainly wouldn't want it to kill me either so...
Run away and find cover.

Another girl that wants to kill me?

Please join the line in the back or make an appointment.

let him

Hug it out

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Hug it out

Same.

That's a scary bird we have here.

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