I don't even know what this is lol (plz, I speak French) so no


Mummy can I call Kim Jong Un to nuke our school?

No... Im not your mommy...
Mommy can i date

Sure, just choose the right one

Mom, may I go to my friends house?

YOU WILL NEVER GO SEE YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE!

Mummy may I go to the forest?

Yes,but ask Toriel,if you see her.

Mummy,may i take Asriel home? Please!

No, but you can take Toriel home.

Mummy, may I lick my butt?

No you my get jerms!

Mummy may I Buy whatever I want forever?

NO! GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 19381838137183818281821 YEARS!

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Mom can I ground you next?

NO

Mummy can I go se an EXO concert?? PLSSS

Watch the future diary

Mummy can I watch 3 hours of Mr. Pickles?

Sure, why not.

Mommy/daddy, may I leave this world now?

if you want

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mummy, may I get a pet doge?

NU
its expensive

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Mommy can I hug you?

ofc my daughter

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Mom, may I join my friends

Of course you can! <3

Mum, can I go live at the zoo in the lion's cage?

if you wanna die then go ahead sweetie


Mummy can I have sex behind your back

NO

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mummy can i get some money

No, you can be a broke loner


Mummy can I fuck dad's dick