i'll .

Put my hand on their forehead and keep me out of their reach.

Set down a giant mouse trap and lure them with cheese or something

Another accidental double post...
Sorry, my internet is acting a little weird right now :/

Set down a giant mousetrap and lure them with fairies or something

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use a mirror to stun them with their own look then run

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Dunk them in cream that makes them look 10 years younger so they look like a 2 year old.

Walk away nonchalantly.

i'll defend myself with the nearest object if they try anything

stomp on it

they wouldn't be the first. id end my life before they could

no, please...! I have an oreo family to take care of!

a very predictable answer

What even is that?

I dont think it would try to kill me. :/ but idk

If it's trying it with kindness, I wouldn't be suprised if it works.

call 911