dayoshikid a dit :

Send in a robot to retrive batteries at Walmart [Solar-powered robot]

The Pokemon Tournament starts tommorow and it's 100 miles from home. Everyone in the household either said No or are too young to drive. What will you do?

Die and never go..

If you're in bed and the remote is too far from u what will u do?

I will call my servant to carry the bed to me, Sence they dont know how to grab onto remotes... Lazy peepz.

Every pokemon is in your living room, But you cant get up! Whadya do?

Grab a gun from under my pillow, shoot them all in the face so they die and sleep.

Your dad got yousomething youve always wanted, but he is downstairs and you're upstairs!What will ye duh?

Get your phone and call him to bring it up.

Someone broke into your house while you were busy being lazy! What do you do now?

throw something next to me at him. and begin being lazy again.

Ur wife/husband comes to the house and says you have to watch the little one what do you do?

Jump off a cliff while pretending im an orphan.

You spilled your milk wat do u do?

To lazy to clean that up

You found a guy in your bed what do you do?

Sleep on the floor

You see a spider on the ceiling when you wake up, what do you do?

Take my brother's watch

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You are hungry and you haven't food

I'll sleep the hunger away.

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Uh oh! You're coming home from the store and you see that someone has covered your entire house with tarantulas!

I will go to my grandma house

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You are ill and you haven't drug

Either sleep or make homemade remedies if I feel like I can. Peppermint tea is good, heard chamomile also but I don’t think I’ve tried it before.

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It’s early in the morning and you forgot to put your garbage can out for the garbage man. It’s going to be a week later till your garbage bin will be emptied if you don’t drag it out now! Ps your garbage bin is heckin full!

My cup that I barely use can be my next garbage bin

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Your homework got tossed out of the window by Nyan Cat!

Guess trying the "dog ate my homework" trick wouldn't hurt..!

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You left the oven on and it's starting to catch fire.

At least it won't be cold at home!

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You have to come up with something complex for your studies or work but all you can think about is that one song that's stuck in your head.

Why not write a thesis on that one song that's stuck in my head?

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The power went out and you have to turn on the generator.