Because you put it there.

Dude! Why is there a tiger under my bed?!

What tiger? o.o


Dude! Why's there sex under my bed?

Because thoes are your parents

Dude! Why is there a chicken under my bed?

i found a chicken that was about to be killede so i took it to my house there was no room under my bed so while u were sleeping i put the chicken onder your bed hope u dont mind

dude why is there a baby under my bed?

Well, If I recalled correctly... You were hungry for babies yesterday.

Dude! Why is there a forumer under the bed!?

i have no idea what u r talking about O-O


dude why is there a killer spider under my bed?

It came to haunt u when ur sleeping *_* BOO

WHY DA SHITTY HECK FUCK IS THERE A HORSE UNDER MAH BEDDIEEE

theres my rainbow dash thanks

why is there a movie called the heat under my bed

I never seen that movie before, so I dunno.
Why is there a toaster under by bed... still...having toast in it?

Because i tried toasting bread and it failed badly.

Why is there a black hole under my bed?!

Because you were meant to die.

Dude! Why is there a girraffe under the bed?

I think it was playing hide n' Seek,

DUDE! WHY IS THRERE A XERNEAS UNDER MY BED!? AND HOW THE HELL DID IT GET THERE?!

It's antlers got stuck there o3o

Dude! Why is there an albino dog under my bed o3o?

I-I don't know, man! Maybe it loves you?

DEWD! Why is there a bed under my bed?

Because your bed under your bed is a paradox or something?

Dude! Why is Knightofpiza under my bed? o3o.

I have no idea

Dude! Why is there a degu under the bed!?

I don't know why. Why is there a degu under your bed?

Dude! Why is there unlimited daisies under my bed? I WANT UNLIMITED DANDELIONS!!!

(What's with your obsession with dandelions? :I)

Because dandelions are annoying.

DUDE! Why is there a dead cat under the bed?!

Muahahahahahaha! Revenge is sweet...

I. SAID. I. WANT. UNLIMITED. DANDELIONS. GOT. A. PROBLEM. WITH. THAT?
Dude! Why is Ambru under my bed?

Shhh! Be quiet, I'm hiding from your army of unlimited dandelions ;-;

Dude! Why is there a burning candle under my bed?