Because they have a bargin on the first person in china!
Dad why u so duumb

Because I got kicked out of school

Dad why are you pushing your crotch against mom's butt like that its scary

because im boerd

dad why are you sleeping with twilight sprarkle?

hey daughter, why do you question my interest?

hey dad why are you trying to strangle my brother

because he killed your mother

dad why are you chewing on the computer?

Because its a Apple. computer :D Don't u see the apple behind it? Im chewing the apple off

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHY R U ASKING ANOTHER LADY OUT

cuz ur mom is a freaking idiot


Dad, why is my downstairs area bleeding?

because they're dead

Dad, why can't we buy I-Phone 6 with cheese?

Because we're living on the streets

Dad, why are you fucking another woman besides mom?

Because I can just deal with it child.
Dad, why are you still alive?

Because you aren’t dead


Dad, why are you dad?