Beause you wanted restritions ike what I typed!

Why can't I put Time Machines in your house?

Because I don't want to travel time today.

Why cant I buy a million dollars worth of Jaffas?

because if you live now you will die
why cant i live

Because you hate yourself.

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WHY CAN'T I LOVE?

Because you're evil.

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WHY CAN'T I HAVE A CUPCAKE D:<

cuz its afternoon...

Why can't I go lick a popsicle in space while riding a giraffe that talks about this really weird reply on the atelier801 off-topic forum game called !WHY CANT I...! that doesn't make any sense while you realise you just wasted a few minutes only to read this really long text in an attempt to make you laugh which miserably and hilariously failed?

Because....... reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram.

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Why can't I think of a good question?

Cuz you don't know what to write

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Why can't I make pizza that is as good as Digirno's?!

Because there's no such thing as "Digirno's."

WHY CAN'T I HAVE ENOUGH COURAGE TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?

Because you're scared!

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WHY CAN'T I HAVE A PET DOGE?? :(

Cause they r too cute!

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Why can't I eat my arm!?

You don't have arms... You have wings.


Why can't I sleep well at night?!

because you don't know how to sleep well

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why can't I eat chips?

missiclinda a dit :

How do you eat chips?

I guess you really don't know how
hahaha jk jk XD


Why can't I stop watching anime?

Cuz you love it so much that you just can't stop

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WHY CAN'T I SAY ASDFGHASDJLFHSFDAL PROPERLY!?

CAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE

WHY CAN'T I CRY :(

I has no clue

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Why can't I be happy

Because you don't have a life?

Why can't I say asdfghjkl?

Because it sounds ugly

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Why can't I be free