Here dies this thread.
let me start.

Bob is being attacked by a polar bear in a desert!

I slayed the polar bear with my stick/sword


Bob is fainting in the desert! help him!

I summon a polar bear to transport him away from desert (oh the iron-knee)

Bob is being shredded to pieces by his own transport!

I collect all of his peices and glue him together.

Bob is falling apart over a cliff!!!!

I call Superman and he saves Bob! *yay*

Bob is trying to survive an avalanche, but he can't! Save him!

okay -haves Princess Luna save him-


OH GOSH THIS IS NOT GOOD NIGHTMARE MOON IS STABBING HIM WITH HER HORN! SAVE HIM!

saves bob with mah god powers


omg bob is being underneath a very fat lady HALP HIM!!!

I get a shrinking ray and make the fat lady tiny. Bob is safe =D

BOB IS ABOUT TO FALL BECAUSE HE IS ON A CLIFF WALKING BACKWARDS. SAVE HIM!

i stop him
bob is being chased by octapuses
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I tame the octopuses with my hypnotizing powers.
Bob is being stabbed with a violin repeatedly by a gazelle.

i take the viloin and through it into a woodcutter
BOB IS FOLLOWING THE VIOLIN INTO THE WOODCUTTER D:

i destroy the woodcutter with a knife
BOB IS GOING TO DIE TO A CAR

I steal his car before he gets in and I drive it to a mechanic.
BOB IS BEING BORED TO DEATH! SAVE HIM!!

Closes record.
Bob is being attacked by smiling german shepherds! o.e

-slaps dogs in face and runs off with bob in hands-

Bob is drinking 2 much soda so hes getting diabetes help him!

Throws sodas off of cliff.
Bob is going to jump into a lake he could drown!

* Pulls him to the shore *
ok

BOB IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!! EEEK!

* jumps in front of the train and it hits me * oww

bob is having a heart attack eek

Performs surgery ack
Bob is going to die of a mouse attack [size=2]lolwut?