simple , try cutting his wires

Help ! There's an entire planet who tries to kill me !

Consume it :)

Help! There's an elephant trying to stomp on meeeeeeeeee

run.

help! there's a hippo on top of me!

Simply place the hippo in a trolley.

Help! There's a deathly fan trying to explode out of its place on the wall!

I have no idea what to do.

Help! There's a coke can chasing me!

Drink from it!


Help! Tony (from dhmis) is trying to kill me!

Kill him


Help! There's a ____ ____ me!

Can't help you man. Be more specific

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"Help! There's a chicken pecking me!

peck back



Help! There's a banana around me!

rip you.
help! there's a _____ _____ me!

Cant't help ya, be more specific.


Help! There's a monkey throwing poop at me!

Just pull out your poop shield.

Help! There's a skeleton inside me!

that's normal, silly!


help, there's a miles edgeworth hugging me! that's actually not a problem go right ahead edgey

Ignore them

Help! There's an invasion of Cybermen and Daleks but no one believes me!

get an emp and destroy them or friend them

help there's a giant in my city what do i do

Kill the giant with Giant Spray.


Help! There's a Underfell Sans fighting me!

KILL IT


THERE'S SOMEONE OFFERING ME CAKE

that cake is a lie

help my xbox one is threatening to kill me ;-;

KILL IT WITH FIARE!!1!

Help! There's a crazy watermelon coming to kill me! what do I do> ;3;