You desperately needed it

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why did you just start crying

cuz u pissed me off

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why did u just stab me

Because if I can't have you no one can

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Why did you just steal my hair?

To burn it.
why did you just punch your teacher?

Because I wanted to

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why did you just comment?

cuz im kinda bored rn

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why did u just respond to my comment?

Because I always respond to your comments

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Why did you just kidnap me in my sleep?

cuz im a witch so i can kidnap ppl when they are asleep, and i did it cuz ur too active in forums

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why did u just pinch my cheeks

Awe... wouldn't you like to know my R rated reasons for doing that

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Why did you just steal my hands?

cuz ur hands are very agressive

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why did u just call me

Because I want you to come over

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Why did you just lick my food?

cuz im literally hungry

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why did u just touch my arm

Because I own it

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Why did you just push me towards you mf

cuz i wanna punch u

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why did u just slap me

Because I'm the violent guy, you're the nice Canadian girl

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Why did you just throw all your laundry at me?

cuz i wanna annoy u

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why did u just yell at me?

You're being annoying

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Why did you just touch me?

i tried to slap u but im kinda weak lol

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why did u just call cops for me?

You're a psycho

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Why did you just pinch my stomach?

cuz u literally ate me so i tried to escape

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why did u just call me crazy