Friend1: :D yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Friend2: wat...
Friend3: i was hungry anyways

Say: I need to say something... I am gay.

1: SAY WHUTTTTT
2:I WILL FIND YOU AND DO IT DOGGY STYLE.
3: Let me get the popcorn....

Say: I erased every Pokemon Save file you had.

Mouse 1: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mouse 2: wait why omg you little troll i had over a 100 pokemon!! AND THEY ARE LIKE LEVEL 30 HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME
Mouse 3: ive never played pokemon in my life. parents thought it was a bad influence. that didnt stop me ive been in prison twice xo

Say: Chicken soup for the soul

Blaze'ssss
1st friend: "F*CK YOU F*CKING F*CK "
2nd friend: "Im not checking it or anything "
3rd friend: "i wonder how many toys my girl has"


Say: I just saw that i got ninja'd but i won't bother editing this ._. I worked so hard to collect enough cheese for it.

1st friend: What the hell?
2nd friend: You okay there?
3rd friend: I'm confuzzled Q_Q

Say: Derp! *Derpface*

1: whaaa?
2:derpy o3o
3: DEEEEERRRPPPYY HOOOOOVVEEEES

say: i like kitten, will u eat me and spare my kitten, I LUV MY KITTEN!!?

1: Go to a therapist. PLEASE.
2: I liek kittens too.
3: WHY IS MY KITTY GONE?!

Say: Go punch my Yvetal. I DARE YOU

1:*Punch Yveltal* XD
2:huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3:" " -no response-

say: HI, THANKS FOR DA TURKEY, IT WAS DELISH!

friend 1: Wait what?
friend 2: WTF WHAT TURKEY
friend 3: -no reply-


Say: SLENDERMAN IS COMING TO GET YOU

I'm talking to strangers... XD
1. ?
2. ¿Qué? (Me: This. Is. The. EN. Server.)
3. I liek Jeff the Killah!!!
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Say : MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU B**CH!

1. o.o

2. ummmm.... cool OwO

3. [No reply]

I feel as if my friends will ignore me now XD
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Do y'like oranges. If so. I will stuff it down your throat.

1: Im not answering that
2: " " -no reply-
3: Lol, sure. XD
I feel like #2 hates me :(
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Say: Y U NO MAKE DINNER?!?!?!

1: err, what? e.e
2: Because I ordered pizza.
3: uhhhhhhhhh...........
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Say: Come here. Daddy want some sugar. -wink wink-

1. Weirdo.
2. Your not my dad.
3. WHAT THE?

Say: I wanna kill you muhahaha.

1. I wanna.. wait what?
2. I'm not saying that
3. KILL YOU MUHAHAHA, damn I said it

Say: I LOVE FLYING NARWHALS

1. ok......
2. I said at my friend that you didn't answer. NOW YOU ANSER XDDD
3. XD

Say: Hey there hot stuff, Ready for a good time ;)

1. lol
2. O_O OMG
3. Go home you're drunk :D

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xDDD
Say: Hey baby when I think of you my totem goes hard mode.

1. LOL. Right after I check that fourm game you say that XD
2. Byee
3. eh wait

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Say: You are not an apple ? YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND D:

1. wut
2. :(
3. I am a pear
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Say: Happy thanksgiving !!! ^-^

1. oh
2. " "
3. WHAT? O-O


Say: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! NO WAIT, HAPPY HANUKKA, NO WAIT MERRY HALLOWEEEEN.. MERRY EASTER.. ER... WHAT IS IIIIIIITTTTTTT ;=;