i ate russia because i'm cool

I burned my cookies for the rainbow because I honestly have rabies. O.e

I ate the rainbow because there was someone TALKING


..okay.

"I shot Taylor Swift because you reminded me of spiders."

I... I don't...

i shot a very important person but i fixed it.

ooookaayy

I ran away from Taylor Swift because you remind me of spiders

wut?

I scared Tailor Swift because you remind me of spiders

high five Theandra

i shot a pedo because you remind me of a spider x3

I sat on steak because you remind me of spiders

I shot a pedo because you threw up in my car.
......
K

I acted like a two-year-old in front of my English teacher because I'm lovin' your hair.

I ate a pedo because I'm a belieber?

It spelled Believer wrong, belieber isn't a real word >.>

I burned my cookies for a very important person because I honestly have rabies... What

I bought your peers because I'm loving your hair

lol what

Buttercreamm a dit :

I ate a pedo because I'm a belieber?

It spelled Believer wrong, belieber isn't a real word >.>

belieber means a justin beaver fan

I ran away from steak because you remind me of spiders

i made pancakes for your mom because you remind me of spiders...

I sat on my life mk...

HELLO CUTIES HERE IS THE SECOND SENTENCE CREATOR


also i'll be posting this on the OP too
i got my trusty steed's partner in crime decided to bitch-slap a penguin but mokou was there to save the day!!!!!!
(goes from left to right, then down [left to right])
also an fyi i was running out of room and i couldn't find the exact text

My wife's friend's Italian translator, Gave birth to a hazlenut chocolate aaaand it didn't go so well since it happened to get stuck in a random spot of pi