All of the Death Note Opening 2

“WHITE PEOPLE”
“WHITE PEOPLE
“WHITE PEOPLE”

dies

Want To Want Me - Jason Derulo

Real: I wouldn't do, I wouldn't do

In my head: I WANT IT TOOOOO, I WANT IT TOOOOO

jason derulo(sorry^)- wiggle

at first i thought i DEFINITELY heard it wrong but it really is

''Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can't stand it''

i think this really is the most stupid word choice of all 2014 songs

Im Blue, i want to beat up a guy, I want to beat up a guy

when i was listening to Pompeii by Bastille i thought when it said, "Gray clouds roll over the hills" i thought it was "Great cows roll over the hills".

sistar - alone

i don't wanna cry
destroy my ass

(it's really: please dry my eyes)

Dschinghis Khan- Moskau

Moscow, Moscow,
Billy needs a handyman!
Oscar is Shirley's son!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
HEY!

Real Lyrics: Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall (Part 2)

What I hear: ''You put your sausage into my wounds''
The actual lyrics: ''You pour your salt into my wounds''

My poor dirty mind. ;-;