Been like that for the past 3 or 4 hours.
I blame global warming

Shall I tell you guys a riddle

Global Warming done screwed it all up.

Juliasaysmoo a dit :

Shall I tell you guys a riddle

Go on ahead

Meathouse a dit :

Global Warming done screwed it all up.

I'll stop farting and maybe that'll help

Thanks for reminding me that Global Warming is all because of cows. Now I have someone one to blame and use as a scapegoat.

There was a man who wanted a haircut. He walked into one barber shop which was really filthy. The barber had a terrible haircut, stained mirrors, and not cleaned linoleum floors.
The other barber shop was really neat and organized. He got a great haircut going on. But the man left and chose the filthy barber shop.

Why?

Because the barber in the clean barber shop got a haircut from the one in the dirty barbershop and vice versa.

global warming is fake

Meathouse a dit :

Because the barber in the clean barber shop got a haircut from the one in the dirty barbershop and vice versa.

Correctamungo!

Rutabega a dit :

global warming is fake

r u a beaver? cuz dam

Moonship a dit :

r u a beaver? cuz dam

l o l

Moonship a dit :

r u a beaver? cuz dam

That was an awful joke

I'll beaver Miss Jennifer Lawrence anyday. As in, I'll shove her into the dam along with the logs

Irishcow a dit :

I'll beaver Miss Jennifer Lawrence anyday. As in, I'll shove her into the dam along with the logs

Just as awful as Moon's.

Actually mine and moon's was pretty good, you try and come up with a better one pls

Meathouse a dit :

Just as awful as Moon's.

Maybe beaver you judge us you should try making a pun


that one didnt make any sense idk if you will get my lame intentions

Beaver is before in that joke, right?

You tried, but yeah that was bad.

Meathouse a dit :

You tried, but yeah that was bad.

no more beaver puns pls
shut the buck up

Oh I was reading beaver as better but Julia's one seems more logical