Because it's green

Why can't I eat nothing?

Cuz your mom forced you.

Why can't i eat why can't i?

Because you farted in my food

Why can't I eat emo girls?

Cuz you have sex too much.

Why wouldn't my mom buy me an Iphone5s?

because rules are why cant i eat not why cant my mom buy me
so stfu :U

Because you can't eat dogs

Why can't I eat Santa Claus?

Oops

because you'll go on the naughty list

why can't i eat goldfish crackers?

Cuz
Goldfish = nothing.
Why can't i eat chickens