Do i look like an Apple?? :l


Hey cool person! get meh Prim! i need to speak to her!

I dont know who Prim is and im not cool!No!

Hey cook , get me some soup!

I'M NOT WEARING A COOK HAT, AM I?

Hey Creeper! Get me a piece of paper and pencil!

No - BOOM-

HEY YO . GET MEH THAT COCA COLA LIGHT

-gives- ;;

HEY YUO!!! Gimme chur money

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/ XXXXXX / *shoot her*
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HEY YOU, THROW ME AN AK-47.

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NO WAY!! Can you pls get me some clouds pls? c:

*throws clouds*

Hey cutie! Get me a pet mouse!

I have no mice.... But i'll give u this degu *gives degu*

Hey you! Get me a degu!

Hey! Apple! Get me a knife!

Here -hands knife-

Hey, poster! Get me a tall building! (to jump off from kthx)

There, it's called "The Eiffel Tower". Good luck bro.

Hey, stalker! Get me a candy!

Nope!*stalks*
Hey nice person,get me a sans plushie,please! I'm sick :(

LOL THIS SANS PLUSHIE IS MINE

Hey unicorn from unicornilandirandomaniazigarama the III, get me a manual on how to fly

I'm not a unicorn and I hate them SO NO MANUALS FOR U LITTLE LAFFY TAFFY LADY!

Hey Steve get me some Coke!!!!!!!

I'm not Steve. So,no coke for ya,unless i get what i want >:3

Hey random person! Get me a laptop please!

*throws laptop so hard it broke*

Hey random person! ERR4ö9╗CO♦4E 40g

uhh wat ^skip

okee dohkee! *throws laptop so hard it catches on fire*

Hey you! Yes, YOU!!! *quietly* can i pls have the knife Your Eternal Reward from Team Fortress 2?

what? knife? no take paintbrush

hey you taco give me ORANGE JUICE

But I tought you like strawberry juice instead? Meh... Whatever


Hey you!!! Yes! You!!! Harry Potter!!! Give me back my Wingardium Leviosa spell!!!