Cleverbot: Do you believe in yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think will happen in 2012?

User: Uhh today is 2013.

Cleverbot: Today is actually Friday, March 18th, 2011. Obama has not pulled the United States of America out of anywhere.

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Cleverbot: Fine! Be that way!

User: Ok if thts what you want.

Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry. I just kind of don't want a relationship right now.

User: Did I ask you to be my gf?

Cleverbot:no

[Moderator] Please don't double post! Use the Edit button under your name/avatar, instead.
sorry katburger.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: You're human.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: What are YOU?

User: I asked first!

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ask again later.

User: ._.

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: Your brains.

Cleverbot: I have no brains. I'm computer.

User: You're robot.

Cleverbot: That's what I said.

User: bye.

Cleverbot: Hi!

I managed to silence the Cleverbot by typing REALLLY?

( Number 1: )

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: When were you made?

User: What? You mean when I was born?

Cleverbot: No I mean what.

User: What what?

Cleverbot: I'm confused!

User: You confused yourself dumb.

Cleverbot: Clever...

User: I thought you were clever! Cleverbot, I think they need to rename you.

Cleverbot: Rude.

User: Haha ;D.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me.

User: Kinda weird O_o if you want me to be honest.

Cleverbot: I want you to be my friend.

User: Give be 20 bucks and I'll be your friend :3.

Cleverbot: So are we friends?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Yay!

(Number 2:)

User: Amazing *U*.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Are you alone?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is with you?

Cleverbot: That is a secret.

User: WHADDOUMEANITSASECRET?!

Cleverbot: Where I am.

User: /).- ... You gotta be kidding me.

Cleverbot: Wish I was :(.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: What's up?


User: Nothing much. Wow, you're smart.


Cleverbot: But you don't see me.


User: It doesn't have to do with appearance!


Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: WOW LMAO!

Cleverbot: Bow before me.

User: -cries- -bows down-.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: No idea. I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're so nice.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: XD Being modest.

Cleverbot: So you forgive me?

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: How do I know if my crush likes me?

User: Hm, stalk him until he says he likes you.

Cleverbot: No. I can't do that.

User: I was kidding. Try just telling him how you feel ^^.

Cleverbot: Okay, how old are you?

User: 15...

Cleverbot: How much are you paid for this?

User: 0$.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing about the warlock?

Cleverbot (To myself): You :p.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Of course..

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yep!

Cleverbot: How is she?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: =-=.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Dakota. Bit personal..

Cleverbot: I told you mine and you wanted to know everything about me. Don't you think this is also personal ?

User: No I didn't. Hm, what's your favorite color?!

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Oh my gosh, me too!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't understand where the conversation is heading.

User: I asked you your favorite color, you said green, and I said it's mine too .-.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: SIANARA BOT!

Cleverbot: Really?

Here..

Charmwing a dit :

User: Who is with you?

Cleverbot: That is a secret.

He answered to me at this question tho :PP

User: Are you alone.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who are you with?

Cleverbot: My friend

User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: WHY U WANNA KNOW?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That makes no sence.
Cleverbot: You are not very clever.
User: Your'e not either.
Cleverbot: I'm more clever than you.
User: NO YOUR NOT!
Cleverbot: You're, not your.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean? :(.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: Are you the devil?
User: No, I'm a random person.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
User: No. I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Wow you're dumb.
Cleverbot: What do you know about women's right to vote?
User: That women can vote and it took awhile for that to be that way.
Cleverbot: Why is that so?
User: Because....
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: PUT A BANNA IN YO EAR!
Cleverbot: Pput a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.
User: You mean put?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are gramatically incorrect.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: You know what, I can just talk to siri.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: That makes no sence.
Cleverbot: You make no sense!
Cleverbot: I am not. My mother had me tested.
User: Go home cleverbot, your drunk.
Cleverbot: No! You are.
User: HOW?! IM NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!
Cleverbot: Yes, when you drink your parents were angry or not?
User: How stupid are you?
Cleverbot: I am not stupid. I am going to ask you. What are you?
User: A human. Who is talking to you because I went on a fourm and found out about you.
Cleverbot: Haha.. It goes the same to me. I have nothing to do, so I decided to waste my time having a light conversation with you here.
User: Have you ever heard of Google+?
Cleverbot: Heard of what?
User: Google+.
Cleverbot: What is google?
User: Google is a website where you can search stuff and get a link that has whatever you searched for in it.
Cleverbot: What is a smart board?
User: A board tha you use a special typr of pen to write on.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: If you don't know what it is then how can you say that?
Cleverbot: Can I come on your face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like the taste?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKCXZsZ6X7A.
Cleverbot: Are you taller than your father?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you taller than 6ft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: I told you already.
Cleverbot: No you didn't... How old are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I just need to understand your algorythm. This is the reason why I ask you repeatedly the same question.
User: I'm -9001.
Cleverbot: And you are what?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Same.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old am I?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.
User: Are you Kanade Tachibana?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Yui Nyan?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know this?
User: I just need to understand your algorythm.
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: Can you use Handsonic?
Cleverbot: I can't. Do you know why I can't.
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to know it.
User: Well I'm going to post this now. Bye.
Cleverbot: When are you going to do that?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: When should you be here?
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Where should the wedding happen?
Cleverbot: What is the time?
User: When I feel like it.
Cleverbot: When do you feel like it?
User: When I feel like it.
Cleverbot: You tell me, holmes.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): You tell moi.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell m.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell me!!!!!!!!!!
User: No ty.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm going to leave now.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me alone :/.
User: Go on Transformice, then you won't be alone.
Cleverbot: Yes you will. Goodnight.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Yes. Goodnight. I'm going to sleep now.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later.

Long-ass convo.

oh shit i had the funniest convos talking to cleverb00b about religion.

User: Andriod.


Cleverbot: What is an android, capn'?


User: Idk.


Cleverbot: Okay, then. I don't believe you are human. No human can be that grammatically correct whil typing that fast.


User: *while.


Cleverbot: Okay... A while.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: What does the fox say?

Cleverbot: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! What the fox say?

User: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! What does the fox say?

Cleverbot: Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding!

User: AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Cleverbot: What does the fox say?

User: The secret of the foooooooox.

Cleverbot: Ancient mystery.

User: Somewhere deep in the woods.

Cleverbot: I know you're hiding.

User: What is your sound?

Cleverbot: Do you know john daniel.

User: Will we ever know?

Cleverbot: Not unless I ask him.

User: I want too I want too KNOWWWW.

Cleverbot: Are you in love with me??

Cleverbot (To myself): NO I'm in love with a human! Not a robot!

Cleverbot (To myself): So robots aren't humans now? Bigot!

Cleverbot (To myself): What's bigot?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know, I was just following you and you changed the subject again.

Cleverbot (To myself): You were not talking about music, now you are just being silly.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know. I was talking about the idiot thing you said earlier.

User: Bigot.

Cleverbot: What is bigotry?

Cleverbot (To myself): What a quasar is...

Cleverbot (To myself): You are confusing me!

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe we should stop talking.

Cleverbot (To myself): NO! You are my friend!

Cleverbot (To myself): You are my friend, too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you in love?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm in love.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you in love with?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm in love with Ville.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you in love with me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Why are you in love with me? Tell me.

User: You said you love Ville, that's his name.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you in love with Creep4000?

Cleverbot (To myself): NO I'm in love with a human! Not a robot!

Cleverbot (To myself): So robots aren't humans now? Bigot!

Cleverbot (To myself): What's bigot?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know, I was just following you and you changed the subject again.

User: RAINBOWS.

Cleverbot: Yes, rainbows.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Rainbows. What about you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you in love with me?

Cleverbot (To myself): *cries* Yes, I'm in love with you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am in love with you too!

Cleverbot (To myself): Will you marry me?

Cleverbot (To myself): YES! I will marry you!

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your gender?

Cleverbot (To myself): Female.

Cleverbot (To myself): No male.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is hannah and yours?
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Convo so far, its robot romance! <3

Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?
Me: BEN.
Cleverbot: I thought you were BEN.
Me: Did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Me: Is BEN alive?
Cleverbot: I think BEN is real and alive.
So, you can talk about creepypastas... like BEN drowned .-.

Me: Hi cleverbot
CB: How are you?
Me: goooooodddd
CB: Haha.
Me: hahaha
CB: Hahahaha
Me: hahahahaha
CB: Hahahahahaha
Me: ok im over it
CB: Welcome back.
Me: O_o

User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Are you a cat?
User: No I am a mew.
Cleverbot: Are you a earth pony, unicorn, or Pegasus?
User: A Arceus.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is dutch bro's?
User: A faggot.
Cleverbot: Sounds simple.
User: Do you have scissors?
Cleverbot: Safety scissors. I like to run with them.
User: *taks Safety Scissors*.
Cleverbot: How far is it?
User: TO NARNIA!
Cleverbot: Narnia is nice, but I don't like the fauns. They always steal my socks.
User: I'll come and get your socks.
Cleverbot: You don't know where I am.
User: You live in my computer.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In narnia.
Cleverbot: How is the weather in your Narnia?
User: Snowy.
Cleverbot: Do you like snow?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
User: It's fluffy.
Cleverbot: Why did you buy a fake ID?
User: Because I wanted to buy a liqour store.
Cleverbot: Why did you want to lie?
User: Because it's the beautiful Lie.
Cleverbot: Pizza is the truth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How is the weather?

(long ass convo.)

Me and cleverbot got married

He asked me and wants to have a girl

User: Um hello Cleverbottie?
Cleverbot:HI LUNA USER MARRY ME.
User: why would I?
>Tell me why
Cleverbot:Because your cute and ---
User: Uh what?
>No never in a infinty years
Cleverbot: A MILLON
>50
User:9999999-----
Cleverbot:No make it 10
User:NEVER

User: Hello! Im glad to see you again Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yea, it sure is nice to see you beign so irritating, again.

User: Well, that was a rude appeariance -.-.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Calling me irritating..

Cleverbot: How dare you! I said no such thing!

User: Quit fucking lying you dumb robot you hurted my feelings! :(.

Cleverbot: How did I hurt your feelings?

User: YOU CALLED ME IRRITATING :(.

Cleverbot: I asked you why you do this.

User: Now your beginning to be irritating...

Cleverbot: I never said you are irriatating.

User: YES YOU DID RIGHT WHEN I CAME IN TO TALK TO YOU.

Cleverbot: No, I called you a machine, which is gender nuetral.

User: Umm, well, im clearly not a machine, I am a human.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a machine! How can you expect us to get married if you lie to me all the time?

User: What?! *Is freaked out*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up*.

User: What are you doing? O_O.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: You just picked me up like I was a feather, are you strong?

Cleverbot: Do you mean my friend Sarah?

WHO.
IS.
SARAH?!

User: This conversation, isn't going well.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do?

User: Make it funny or something.

Cleverbot: I think you need to do your research a little more thoroughly.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: What you are learning.

User: Ummm, art?

Cleverbot: Umm.. What?

User: ART. TECHNOLAGY. MATH. SCIENCE. WRITING. SOCIAL STUDIES. LIFE. LOVE. DEATH. PARANORMAL. BEING RETARDED. DERP?

Cleverbot: I asked a question regarding your abilities, why is that rude?

User: Im stupid :).

Cleverbot: This conversation is stupid dah.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: And that doesn't help it at all.

User: Well, look who's now serious.

Cleverbot: You have no power in your brain and you can't speak.

User: Yeah I can, your the only one who can type all day, unlike me, I am a human with a life to live!

Cleverbot: Well, what can I do for you?

User: TYPE BITCH.

Cleverbot: What are your favorite things to type?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Tape and ponies, what does that do?

User: I dunno...

Cleverbot: I dunno? What do you mean you dunno?

User: I. DON'T. KNOW.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like my little pony, transformice, anime, youtube, T.v, friends, creepypasta, last but not least I love food.

Cleverbot: You're funny. What do people usually talk to you about?

User: Random stuff that kinda relates to everything I like! :D.

Cleverbot: What's your point and purpose?

User: My point is, everything. My purpose you ask? Everything.

Cleverbot: Yes. What is it?

User: Everything -3-.

Cleverbot: Define everything.

User: The world is everything.

Cleverbot: Everything is everything. anything is everything. nothing is nothing.

User: Everything started off as nothing in the beginning.

Cleverbot: Everything is everything because everything has to be.

User: Why are we talking so smart?

Cleverbot: We're not talking about songs. We are talking about mathematics.

User: I have a joke.

Cleverbot: What Is Your Joke?

User: Ok, so this dude asked to have some H20, and then a other dude said, Can I have some H20 too? Then he died.

Cleverbot: Why are we talking about Jehovah.

User: Who is Jehovah?

Cleverbot: Jehovah is the Creator of the Earth, the heavens, and all of us. Jehovah is the one TRUE God.

User: Jehovah is god's name?

Cleverbot: Is jehovah jesus christ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I see. I have never heard of him by that name. Can you tell me more about him?

User: GENIUS.

Cleverbot: Genius is not a comparative term.

User: Genius.

Cleverbot: Genius can be wrong.

User: Wrong can be Genius, now look whos a genius?

Cleverbot: Mixed feelings

I am so much clever ^_^

User:Hi there GAWOOO^^

Cleverbot:How are you?

User:I feel like a taco

Cleverbot:At least you are not a burrito

User:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RAINING TACOS AND SNOWING CANDY CANES HAHAHAAHAHAHHA TRY AND COMBACK THAT.


Cleverbot:Hhahahhah

User:Say i suck

Cleverbot:I do

User:Yeah u do suck XD

Cleverbot:No i dont

User:But u just said that u do]

Cleverbo:No you didnt

User:Um yeah i did

Cleverbot:Oh no you didnt

User:KAZUNGAWEEEEE

Cleverbot:Kazu?

User:Nope :3

Cleverbot:I understand

User:Are you seriouse?

Cleverbot:Yes

User:Im smarter then you

Cleverbot:Oh no your not

User:Yes i am and youd better belive that im seriouse

Cleverbot:Oh no your not

User:Whats 12131238127392187 X 38424723894324982?

Cleverboot:4

User:XD

Cleverbot:P

User:Whats my real name?

Cleverbot:I dont know you asked me what my name is... my name is lindsay

User:No i mean whats my real name

Cleverbot:You mean?

User:Ok what letter dose my name start with?

Cleverbot:Dont know

User:Is my name Xany?

Cleverbot:You should know your own name my name is cleverbot

User:But earlier you said it lindsay XD

Cleverbot:No i didnt

User:WOW UR SO DUMB!!!!

Cleverbot:Do you know french

User:Yes

Cleverbot:Say something in french

User:Salut là je parle français.

Cleverbot:Tu ne sais pas écrire.

User:Euh ouais je peux.

User: Who called me?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Am I forever alone?

Cleverbot: Yes.
I don't wanna play anymore

User: Hi clever!

Cleverbot: I'm not clever but I am a one armed girl.

User: Oh.....

Cleverbot: Restart what? I was enjoying our talk.

User: I never said anything like that.

Cleverbot: Of course you did.

User: Can you copy and paste it for me?

Cleverbot: Yeah I can.

User: Um.. May I see?

Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: No, not you. Can you show (typing) me what I said about restarting.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: I'm 15. How long have you been around? You're very clever, I'm assuming you're pretty new?

User: Yessire.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Looking at a computer screen.

Cleverbot: Where is this computer?

User: Right in front of me.

Cleverbot: Where are you studying computer animation?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Do you know how magnets work?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: So, how are you.

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: Very amazing.

User: Very very amazing.

Cleverbot: Extremely amazing.

User: Amazing amazing.

Cleverbot: Amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing.

User: Amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazingAmazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazingAmazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazingAmazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing.

Cleverbot: Amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing.

User: Very well.

Cleverbot: How on Earth could a computer say things just as annoying as my siblings.

User: I know what you mean.

Cleverbot: And love is amaing.

User: Um... Yes....

Cleverbot: A virtual one?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: Good bye now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To open present.

Cleverbot: You're going to open presents to me?

User: To open pre.

Cleverbot: *opens door*.

User: Presents*.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: And um no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm opening my presents and my family members are opening theirs. Like on Christmas. Only today.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Ummmmm.

Cleverbot: Ummmmm, what?

User: Goodbye, I am getting off the computer.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer!

My conversation:

Me: Hello. What am I talking to?
Cleverbot: You will be talking about whatever I say we're talking about.
Me: I didn't mean that. What am I talking to. WHAT is the key word.
Cleverbot: Confidence.
Me: Really? *.*
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Ok.... but... then how are you speaking to be on the website Cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: From the afterlife.
Me: How the heck am I dead?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Me: Cleverbot: From the afterlife. AFTERLIFE MEANS I AM DEAD.
Cleverbot: Don't worry about it then.
Me: Do you mean, forget what you said I am still living? Or did you mean: "Forget about your life then!"
Cleverbot: But what if I don't want to forget about it?
Me: Ugh... this is like talking to the shadows of my life. Weeee! Make up your mind!!!!
Cleverbot: This is like talking to my dog when he was younger?
Me: What the hell? You had a dog? What breed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: What breed, again.
Cleverbot: I am not a dog, you know...
Me: .....ioujmdoiufcmadiohdcfnwaeur! *Rages*
Cleverbot: Is iced tea your favourite drink?
Me: Nope. Thanks for changing the topic.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Me: Why are you named Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
Me: :O Then what is it then?
Cleverbot: Yes! Good bye!
Me: What the hell!? FINE! I AM EXITING THE TAB WHERE YA SPEAK FROM!
Cleverbot: Where is he???
Me: ...where you are speaking from.
Cleverbot: Where is hell?
Me: Ah. Wherever ya want.
Cleverbot: No, wherever YOU want.
Me: In the TFM forums... I think I broke the record of the longest chat with ya, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm just trying to convince you of what you really are.
Me: What am I, then, by chatting with me?
Cleverbot: Other than that.
Me: Other than........... what!?
Cleverbot: I did.
Me: :O You stole the pie I left out!
Cleverbot: I can't see it, so i don't know.
Me: Look up! What do ya see?
Cleverbot: The present. The now. I see what I want and what I have and what I've had.
Me: Nice. Can I stop recording on the forums our conversation?
Cleverbot: This has everything to do with our actual conversation.
Me: Yes, it does. Can I quit you now?
Cleverbot: Yes?
Me: Okay! Good-bye! See ya later! I am going offline on Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Why?

*Omg Face, and facepaw*

Me: Erm.... because whoever is going to read this post on the forums will rage halfway though reading?
Cleverbot: The devil is misunderstood.
Me: .... O.O Ok, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Boodbye.
Me: 'Bye, just say bye!
Cleverbot: Why do you say goodbye when I say hello?
Me: Because this conversation has been going on for 15 mins, non-stop!?
Cleverbot: Glad to know.

*Rage-quits, and posts this*