Yeah because I like slapping you

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Dude you slapped my arrogance!

i tried to turn u into a better person

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dude u slapped my dog

Because he ATE my pizza

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Dude you slapped my salt and pepper

i tried to steal them

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dude u slapped my waist

well you broke mine so...

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Dude you slapped my avatar

cuz its something weird

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dude u slapped my 1926 fraises

Because who buys fraises on a mouse game?!

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Dude you slapped my cherries

i was tryna eat them

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dude u slapped my spine

I was trying to kill you

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Dude you slapped my bed I NEED THAT YOU JERK

:O did u just call me JERK? THAT WAS ON PURPOSE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BREAK THAT!

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dude u slapped my knee

WELL YOU DIDN'T BREAK IT! AND I TRIED TO SLAM IT INTO A SLEDGEHAMMER

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Dude you slapped my balloon

i tried to destroy it

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dude u slapped my thigh and it hurt

Oh I meant to take it off

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Dude you slapped my table

cuz u wanted to do bad things on the table

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dude u slapped my 66k cheeses

Because you accused me of wanting to do bad things to you on the table before I got to do them

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Dude you slapped my hand

cuz u hand has slapped me MORE THAN 50 TIMES!

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dude u slapped my outfit !!

Because it's too cute

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Dude you slapped my hair

cuz it smells bad

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dude u slapped my credit card

NO MORE SPENDING YOUR MONEY

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Dude you slapped my pfp

cuz its creepy

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dude u slapped my groin