i skipped class today

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hey, i saw you around earlier

I just found out that owning cat can lead to severe mental illness

What's up?

my pet rock's name is bouldy

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do you like donuts?

NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!

Do you watch anime?

I was hungry.

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Who blew up the car?

That's a sweet rice cooker you got there

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How many stars do you see

*plays bagpipes while sneezing on a layer of tree bark*

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Can you type something on post #1848?

Oh that's mice you've got there

What are golden tickets?

Did you know that the number 8 has 6723 holes?

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Give me the salt please.

and then add some salt to make the stew better mmmmm yummy time to serve

Oh that's cow poop you've got there best to throw it out *throws out*

What are shammy tokens?

GIVE ME THE CHIPS

who hit the VAMPIRE?

Scrumpy + Scandinavia = [unmeasurable]

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Just WHO DECIDED TO ADD 200% alcohol to a gun?

Good Mythical Morning

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What's next?

i love bananas

say loud

kaskada is bad lad

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Blend Ranch Dressing with French Fries for a Motley Crew. Is obsession with [a potato, Van Shoes, etc.] still a picked up loser trend?

PLS FRIEND ME JHON CENAA

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give chips?