Babies are made from semen

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Pizza or Pizzas?

https://i.imgur.com/lGHEpWZ.jpg yes

do u

love

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How to open a jar

everybody who got the "lightning title" has already used hack (or keep using it)

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why is winter so boring?

I have a bed

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Can I have sprinkles?

I've drowned them in gastric acid

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Location for the nearest restaurant?

Donald Trump

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Who are you?

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Why is the sky blue?

Blue waffle

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What color is your hair?

I added licorice in it

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How to wash clothes?

I fought the principal

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How to kiss someone?

Let me drive a car

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Where is my cat?

I am the Senate

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Who stole my book?

the aliens

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what's the number for calling a Galaxy?

Well- wow, is that my brain matter?

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do you think is adorable?

Piece of Potato.

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Where is my spoon

i spent it

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how many days do i have to wait

I woke up!

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Does ur parrot cuss?

Technically cussing is not cussing, it is just a bunch of words that may or may not have an offensive meaning, other times they're not used offensively, and Christmas definitely doesn't cuss because cussing is non-existent, and Christmas is the first day of the year

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Who are you?

Unicorns are just hallucinations take it or leave it!

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Do you have a wand?