I found a sausage dog!

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Are you a pirate?

There is a bug under my bed!

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What does 42 mean?

69

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are u typing?

OMG I got jump scared!

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Jimmy?

I sat on my chair cross-legged for so long my butt hurts

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how do i cross the street

This is how you get into college sir, you need a rocket ship. Take that rocket ship to the Milky Way Galaxy and then you perform the Whip Nae-Nae dance.Then you take a Milky Way candy bar and eat it while in the Milky Way galaxy. Once you have done that you make a Milky Way Pizza. Christmas is the first day of the year so you must dance on Rocket Boots, Go to DoctorWater.com and order one TODAY!

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1 * 1 = ?

Smells like something's burning

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Is fire chilly?

Chili's is a restaurant

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Jupiter?

jupiter is the smallest planet in the solar system

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green vegetable

Ridiculously ridiculous

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Wear a wig!

why would I have to wear a fig?

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do you have any tissues

Snoopy Concert is a hidden jewel!

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Any cravings?

I like the multiverse theory it has always been such a great great theory to me. WHat is there are multiple Earths? Is there an Earth 2?

In the beginning, there was only one. A single black infinitude...so cold and dark for so very long...that even the burning light was imperceptible. But the light grew and the infinitude shuddered...and the darkness finally...screamed, as much in pain as in relief. For in that instant a multiverse was born. A multiverse of worlds vibrating and replicating...and a multiverse that should have been one, became man

The DC Multiverse was originally created 20 billion years ago when Perpetua, one of the so-called Hands of the greater Omniverse, was tasked by the Source to create a new realm of existence. The Sixth Dimension was the first dimension to be created and became the "control room" of the Multiverse, its highest plane of existence.

Then, Perpetua shaped the rest of the Multiverse, imbuing it with seven forces entrusted to her by the Source, dividing the creation in three parts, each one made out by three distinct forms of matter: the positive matter was used to create the orrery of worlds, the antimatter shaped a negative universe and the dark matter formed a realm rich with potential. She also gave birth to three higher beings to monitor these realms: Mar Novu, who her mother also called the Monitor, was assigned to the world orrery; Mobius, also called the Anti-Monitor, had to guard the boundaries of creation, living in the negative world that became later known as the Antimatter Universe; Alpheus became the World Forger and was tasked to live in the dark and work to create new realities for the orrery in what became known as the World Forge.

After she finished creating the Multiverse, she had theoretically fullfilled her role as a Hand and, according to the rules of the Source, she had to return into the Omniverse as Mar Novu made her notice; however, Perpetua had other plans in mind for her beloved creation.

At some point in time after his arrival in the dark, the World Forger created a pet, who was named Barbatos, to destroy the worlds that were not supposed to be part of the Orrery.

5 billion years later, the Monitor and the World Forger discovered that, on planet Earth, in the Prime Universe which was the first iteration of what became later known as Prime Earth, her mother Perpetua had given birth to a race of fierce and ruthless beings, the Apex Predators who were the result of a combination between the inhabitants of Earth and the green beings of the nearby planet Mars.

When the Monitor confronted her and accused her of planning to use her army to invade and conquer other multiverses, shifting the balance of her creation from harmony to doom in contrast to the Source's rules, the Mother of the Multiverse forced him to run away.

200,000 years later, the three highest beings of the Multiverse gathered in the Promethean Galaxy at the far edge of the Multiverse where they built a Multiversal Tuning Fork to contact the Judges of the Source and inform them about Perpetua's evil intentions. However, Perpetua arrived there along with her Apex Predator army to murder her treacherous children, but the clash was stopped by the Cosmic Raptor, an enforcer of the Source that punished Perpetua for twisting the Multiverse's scale of judgment, sealing her along with her warriors, who became the Promethean Giants, in the new boundary of the Multiverse, the Source Wall, until the final judgment.

As the Multiverse was reshaped to be in its original Pre-Crisis state, in the wake of the event, the World Forger returned in the dark realm while Mobius also accused his brother Mar Novu of having made him and his universe useless, as it was not anymore the boundary of the Multiverse from the Omniverse. Despite the Monitor's replies, the Anti-Monitor promised him to eventually annihilate his orrery of worlds, setting in motion the chain of events that led to the first Crisis.[5]

Some time after the sealing of Perpetua, Barbatos rebelled against the World Forger, murdered him and took charge of the dark realm, that became known as the Dark Multiverse, where fallen worlds, made up by fears and hopes of the beings from the positive Multiverse, were now allowed to exist.[6]

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Want an apple?

Brb gonna get a bunny costume and a crow

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Exercise is a daily pain for lazy people.

exercise is a daily pay for laser people? ...cool

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where is the market

Insects are merciless

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Garfield is a walking contradiction

Tomatoe.

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Potatoe.

Whaaat??¿? COokbOOk!!! Take out three lines fRom the sugar with nose you have then blow it all out. Stab autocorrect with work then mix it with nose sugarcane and your family too. I need sharp information from your fridge and the office of your property and execute a nice person who is coming back from the water packs. Stir fry me again tomorrow morning. Add side dishes and, yuck, disgusting. Potatoes and not welcome in this dish

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Help, please get some photos of the car in your fridge

Spaguett!

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Can birds fly in reverse?