The first post makes a wish and then the next post has to add an ironic or funny consequence to that wish. After that, they have to make a wish of their own.

Example:

Post 1: I wish I was a mod.

Post 2: Wished granted, but on a site where everyone is a mod.
I wish I was rich
Post 3: Granted, but you'll receive it an hour before you die.
I wish I would live forever.

etc.

I'll start.

I wish I had a gigantic cookie.

Wish granted, but you only get it 10minutes before you die.
i wish i had alot of fraises.

Wish granted but someone just hacked your account !
I wish I had a pony.

Wish granted but it's wild and not tame!

I wish I had a job

Wish granted...your job is cleaning up elephant poop.

I wish this wish wasnt corrupted by the person below me. (troll face)

Wish granted, you got nothing out of it.

I wish I could into this wish/

wish granted...but you die once u get it :D
i wish i had a pet rabbit :X

Wish granted....but that rabbit bite.
I wish everyone join my tribe.

wish granted...but then they all decide to kill u >:D
i wish i was rich :P

but your money burned in a fire

I wish for a plastic MLP pony

Wish granted...but it was an old series one.

I wish I lived in Equastria as a male pony with lots of money.

But the director said there was a another guy named Filthy Rich so they erased you.

I wish I lived in the center of the earth!

Wish granted. (You just died!)
I wish I were a wizard!

Wish granted, but then one of you're spells backfires and kills u :D
i wish spiders didn't exsist X.x

Wish granted, And to replace spiders, T-rex's were made once Again!

I wish I had a really big not laggy computer!

Granted but it's so big it crushed it self

I wish for pie!

Wish granted...but its cowpie (cow crap).

I wish I could wish without any corruptions.

Wish granted, but then you couldn't talk anymore.

I wish I could fly

Wish granted, but your wings got tried and you fell down a clift.

I wish i could get a pie.

Wish granted....but you got airplane tickets. (You still corupted my wish!) I wish my wishes I wish on this forum game are real....uncorrupted...I could still do everything I can now...with nothing changing me except my uncorrupted wish.
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