Example:


Mouse 1. I'd visit them


mouse 2. I'd make them coffee.

I'd give them some drugged cup of water, thus while incapacitated I'd extract patches of flesh -approximately 10x10cm - from their legs and arms; taking the flesh I'd collect blood for later use and effectively kill them by a biological agent, disposing of their mutilated corpse in an inconspicuous area, such as in a suitcase in an isolated pond, and thus emotionally scarring their family by their mysterious disappearance, never to be found. I'd laugh, and eat some nutella thinking about how interesting their body was.

I'd buy this guy ^ a beer.

I'd kill because shark >:I
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I believe there might already be a thread for this. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Shock you with my lightin :P

Give a giant hug, then teleport away

Fly with him/her

would catch the pansear and use it to battle cilan because I chose oshawat

Eat because they are a mouse :D

Literally be my pet.

Burn it in a fire.

Kill him for continously replying to me.

make you my cat pet

lick the tree branch and ingore the mouse

keep it as pet den feed it to me cat

I would read that, if it wasn't so small

Throw dat cheese in a pile of mice.

Creeperteeth a dit :

Throw dat cheese in a pile of mice.

Push out of the window >_<

Put it in a pile of mice with no escape >:O

Umm, You do know that Mephone4 has a revive app for a reason.....right?


Put to jail with nothing but dogs....... What