This is a simple game.(not sure what else to say)

First, Respond to the servant (person above)
Then, Ask/Tell the king/queen (person below) anything.

Heres an example of a few rounds:

Person1. King/Queen, There is a pandemic going worldwide!!!!!!!

Person2. whatever sire, kill everyone that appears sick
King/Queen, I farted on my dog!

Person3. That's amazing! Keep the work up.
King/Queen, You seem to be going insane for bloodlust.

Person4. What are you talking about? (slices off person3's head)

And so on.

Now to start:

King/Queen, You didn't brush your teeth today!

Aren't you supposed to brush my teeth?!

King/Queen, you were snoring too loud last night!

DARE YOU INSULT ME???? (tosses clayfingers in wolf den)

King/Queen, Half of the village has been burned to ashes and numerous people have been murdered!

Lol fuck that I'm Master Flames, they shall burn

King/Queen, our country is in war and people are dying. We're losing the war!

whatever go away I'm watching TV


King/Queen, Why is the castle flooded with marshmellows?

I ordered them only for myself. Are you trying to say you want some? >:I

King/Queen, sorry to bother, but you are so lazy! You are just sitting in your chair doing nothing but ordering us around to bring you milk and cookies.

Excuse me?!

Queen/King, your cat Mr Fluffles is on fire!

DUMP HIM IN THE MOAT!

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King/Queen, your servants are eating all the marshmellows! They are drowning in them, and will die in suffocating sugary heaven if you do not help!

They what??

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King/Queen, your kid is eating grass.

make sure there's dog poop in it.

King/Queen, There is a tornado coming to the village within a few hours and people are freaking out! What do we do?

Let the people die

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King/Queen, we've uncovered a plot for your murder

Off with their head!!

King/Queen, theirs a wild, savage tiger eating everybody's souls!

Finally!

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King/Queen, all the treasures of the castle have gone missing!

send our best knight to slay the dragon that stole them

king/queen, a horde of zombies are on their way to our kingdom right now!

whatever, send a peasant with a sharpened stick to fight them


King/Queen, Someone broke your computer!

Kill whoever did or ill kill them and you myself

King/Queen, a group of people with ears and tails are selling cheese!

whh... WHHHAATT??? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I KNOW THEM!!! CODE J LEVEL RED! LOCK DOWN THIS IS A MAJOR EMERGENCY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

King/queen, I pooped on your crown!

Off with your head

King/Queen, the people with the ears and tails are know selling fraises!

SERIOUSLY!?!??! OH MY GOD!!! LOCK ALL WINDOWS, TELL EVERYONE TO EVACUATE OR HIDE! THIS IS CODE J LEVEL BLACK!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs assult rifle and starts boarding down all windows, and then starts shooting merchants)

King/Queen, your dog ate your cat.

Put the dog up for adoption

King/Queen, the people with the ears and tails are eating random things