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Meowie « Consul » 1605281160000
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I want copypastas, give me all of them. funny ones doe |
Purple_days « Citoyen » 1605282300000
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You're a Polar bear! Motto: I know exactly what I'm doing 14 percent of the UK population are Polar bears. Polar bears are strong and determined. They are at the top of their food chain and they can enjoy being the boss. To hunt for food, they have to learn and perfect their skills. They also like to perfect their skills and then use them throughout their life. Polar bears can spend a lot of time on their own and be perfectly happy while in their own company. Polar bear strengths Polar bears are quiet and steady workers that pay attention to detail and like to stick to something until they get the job done. They are great at making decisions and following plans or rules, and usually like to be able to use skills that they've already learned. As children Intense and serious, Polar bears are trying to make sense of their world. They prefer solitary interests that require precision and skill rather than team games and hobbies. Polar bears value routine and structure and like to learn by being shown and correcting privately. They are keen to research and gain knowledge on subjects in detail, often becoming an expert in the things that they learn. As young people Often more adult than many of the adults around them! They value their independence, privacy and personal space. They're dependable, loyal and responsible. As a boyfriend/girlfriend They're usually more practical, loyal and sensible than romantic and spontaneous. As a boss Direct and fair, respect and follow procedures, expect deadlines to be met, task-focused. Tips for Polar bears Take a break sometimes and praise people around you. |
Caboodle « Consul » 1605329220000
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Instant Toronto was proud to do so much, he had seen ink beauty and the truth. He said, "Hi Paul." when he saw him. This made neighborhood McComb decide to be a car. Constantly, Instant Toronto knew Nick was a good man. Unless her mom ate the corn apps, in which Nick went quick note. At age 90, Andy and Andy Sr. liked to infatuate Instant Toronto. This and he went to get milk. The combo was even book related. Andy said, "Toronto cut my studio a good one!" Toronto was at a loss of answers. His friend Paul had an illness. Nick the good man was in quick note. Suddenly, McComb gave them Chuck's blessing. Toronto claimed that "he was putting combo" and gave McComb a bus. McComb changed back into a cat and blocked Toronto from leaving the hospital. McComb purred, "Bobbi Carrie said you liked sticks. Night Von Good told me you finished the job." Then, Instant Toronto chuckled. "Knowledge of the chick flicker is so not cool." Without warning, McComb sent a message to Night Von Good. "your advice was worthless" said the message. Toronto pinned the cat. "S-shop did what?" he stuttered. McComb curled into the bus. Video footage of the stick was given to Instant Toronto. Cursing, Nick spat out the combo. McComb ate the noodle stock. Toronto busted the case! McComb married Toronto. Could choose cute sentence? Yeah. Studio Ducklings invited Instant Toronto over today only to see a video of cute Bobbi Carrie. "Finals post bigger goats," Toronto started. "Sir, almost both will be good cells." Still wrinkled, set to die, Steam Don stuck to calling futon ducks. Attached to the fine was McComb. "Awesome on today's doll off!" Toronto screeched at Aaron. Was Aaron fine? None of the cats knew. Apricorn demons flew to check home. "Come tomorrow for problems on Queen Shoot!" Studio Ducklings announced on Facebook. Dumplings fined McComb. "Home was too far for the video call…" Toronto ate a futon smoothly. McComb never understood. Steam Don walked tools to the park. Cool Villa Cuban was coming too! Everyone crumpled papers in excitement. Bianco was second in command at Studio Ducklings. She went haywire at Toronto. "M' Aaron has morals." McComb wanted dolls to eat. He gave advice too! Cool! Studio Ducklings burned down. Dumplings freed McComb. Toronto flew to South Africa with his husband. Dumped. The End! |
Meowie « Consul » 1605336000000
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flood hey what's going on guys it's pat and welcome back to another mod showcase and today we are gonna take a look at the too much tnt mod this mod adds in a lot of different tnt and some are just really big explosions while others have some unique abilities as well i'm not gonna be going over all the different recipes honestly there is just too much tnt i would suggest using not enough items if you are using this mod because yeah your not gonna remember all these anyway and it will take up a lot of the video when we could just be blowing stuff up. Just as an example I'll show you guys normal tnt you know it makes a tiny little explosion but there is some pretty epic stuff here. so yeah that is normal tnt, this one right here is tnt times 5 so basically makes like 5 times the size explosion and if you don't have a good computer it's probably gonna struggle on some of the bigger ones and here we go BAM pretty big size but they get really big, this green one times 20 and i've even had some issues with the really large ones uh but we will see what happens alright here we go times 20 tnt wait for it BAM now that is a big explosion i mean you can have a lot of fun with this just be careful like if its your normal minecraft world you may wanna back it up incase you have a accident, this one right here is tnt times 100 and if you don't have a decent pc this one may crash your minecraft. but um here we go this one is sick alright better get a good view of this times 100, like having 100 pieces of tnt right there and it sometimes takes a second and then goes oh god there we go now that is a explosion and i believe i actually found a mineshaft yeah i did a mineshaft like right down there on the one after this is times 500 and it crashes my minecraft like 80% of the time but i can show you guys what it looks like after it blows up alright guys this is what happens after i blew up the times 500 tnt it like really destroyed my world over here as you can tell this one piece of tnt that did this and everything is destroyed and yeah sorry i can't show in video it lags pretty damn bad anyway and it sometimes crashes my minecraft as well and there's a even worse tnt meteor tnt so i'll show you guys that next. so guys this is the aftermath of the meteor tnt and yeah this is like the biggest explosion ever and it really wreck some havoc around here ands thes are the only 2 tnts i couldn't show you guys the actual explosion for all the other ones should work in video this is just one of those that really can crash you if you don't have a very good computer and mine is good and it still crashed me a bunch of times but yeah this is what the explosion looks like there actually like a dungeon right here that's pretty weird and i'm so just tempted- i can't not look i have a problem like i have to know diamond horse armor music disc and a bunch of other stuff yeah i just can't not look at it it will drive me crazy, alright guys the next one is called the flat bomb tnt and this one likes flattens out an area maybe we can kinda flatten this out see if we can here alright and most of these um shouldn't be too bad, should be able to run other tnts some of them are pretty big but should be able to handle this and it kinda flattened it out a bit here so if there's like a hill in the way you could probably just blow it up with that and this one is really cool the mining flat bomb so you get far underground and you really want to like spread out for some mining this one is the one for that so what im gonna do is like dig underground really quick here and blow it up and we would like have our own mine set up im pretty sure there's torches that goes with this one too so here we go right in my face and BAM that's pretty cool isn't it? so now you have like this area where you can mine i can even see like iron and coal, i thought this was one of the coolest ones so the next one we are gonna look at is compact tnt and this one is definitely a lot of fun i'm gonna put it in the forest its really gonna destroy this forest badly but here we go blow it up i love mods like this there so much fun to mess around with and here we go and it turns into regular tnt which all ignite as well thats why its so cool and the explosion is growing tnt is jumping all over the place and end up with a really big crater too um now we are actually onto some like weird ones like this one makes you a house like you can make a house out of tnt who knew we blow it up and it's actually not you know very dangerous this once and BAM got yourself a house kinda cool it is made of cobblestone there really isn't too much to it but i kinda like the idea that they put something unique like this in there's a crafting table in it and i believe there are couple more houses so imma put these away and we got brick house, and the wood house, we'll do the wood house first and then we'll do the brick one so let's get a little room right here and we will blow it up not that i'm really blowing like anything up i'm like creating, i'm a creator and this one is a little bit better it's like a upgrade lemme find the door getting lost here and this one um there's actually a furnace in it there's nothing in the furnace dont worry check it for ya and a bed as well and the best one of course is the brick house so we'll make it right here and yeah i think this is it for like the creating a building explosive oh chicken are you alright? yeah he's fine don't worry he got like hit in the wall right there so yeah this is the best one it has like a nice floor made of wool um the bed, something got messed up but normally works and there's a furnace and this one even has a chest in it too so pretty cool so the next one is fire that you could probably imagine what the does and i love the animation some of them are really cool so we are about to start a fire right now BAM fire all over the place i think that is so cool idk why you would wanna do it maybe to kill some mobs or something um let's try to calm it down with some snow so yeah there is snow tnt as well like i've mentioned there's a lot of unique versions of tnt like they did a lot with this mod snow so if you want you house in a snowy type area you kinda could add some snow to it or if you just want like snow for some uh snow golems that be perfect and this one is the ocean tnt and it like literally creates a ocean sorta it's like a lake here we go and it looks so cool there's like water coming out of it probably should back up a little bit tho and there we go there's even squids look at em there swimming through it and it looks like it connected to everything else but um yeah the water is like flowing down i've noticed this sorta a issue like the water will just stop in one spot and stat flowing down but it definitely pretty cool um the next one is Hell fire probably shouldn't be near the water for that one and this one is interesting i haven't seen anything like this before alright so Hellfire kinda makes it the nether and that is awesome right there ready for a cool explosion and here we go c'mon it's taking its time its freaking me out actually and there we go there's ghosts around and alot of fire and as you can tell these take a few seconds to actually generate probably cuz they're so cool and there's like lava there too um so the next one this one is important the vaperize what it does is get rid of lava and water so probably gonna wanna try it like next to the water so it does something so we'll put it right there and we vaporize this water gone right in the water should work doesn't actually destroy any blocks and there we go got rid of a lot of the water right there so yeah if you wanted to get rid of a ocean you definitely can do that alright so we are on to the Enderbomb this one is interesting to it doesnt like teleport you but it knocks you back like a million feet so imma stand right here, right in front of it creative mode works too. and here we go woah! how sick was that so yeah it knocked me really far away now i'm falling to my doom so if you are in survival that probably would be a problem i'd imagine alright now we are on the nuclear tnt so this one right here i think this is the one that puts like this nuclear waste on the ground i'm not 100 % sure till we do it tho i'm pretty sure it kills trees tho here we go i'm so impatient i just want it to blow up and yeah that one knocked me back too and all this stuff on the ground is nuclear waste and i'm pretty sure it hurt the trees yeah it doesn't look so good over here a big explosion knock me back nuclear waste everywhere and if your in survival and step in this it it hurts you like this sheep right here do you mind testing this for us? will this hurt you? well yeah it's dangerous oh god get off it it's dangerous, oh it's too late now sheep has died rest in peace Alright guys so the next tnt is freeze tnt and what it does is freeze everything around it like this tree will become a ice tree in one second we'll test it here we go and this tree should be completely freeze in the ice BAM pretty cool i like it has a cool look to it like the tree is obviously very unhappy but um you could definitely turn things to ice and this one is floating tnt it like rises into the air and explodes like i'm trying to find like a good spot to use this where it would really help us like idk why u would actually use it but um it is interesting i'm gonna put it down like at the bottom of this very very small wait maybe down here would be better yeah i'll put it in here and it's gonna rise into the air and explode look at it goin up i hope the pig survives it might not pretty sure it's a decent size explosion yeah it was a nice explosion pretty big right? it really destroyed the land on the next one is Chemical Tnt there is just so many kinds of tnt here and this one i'm not sure what is does i can't remember but yeah it does that a cool like explosion down into the ground you wanna get down deep that is gonna work like chemicals some are destroying the land alright so we are on erupting tnt i feel like it erupts some more tnt or something like that yeah there we go tnt flying into the air and coming down and exploding the pig is watching and then he died so yeah that is very awesome right there um the next one is cubic tnt this one kinda just makes a cubed area like a small cubed area so i'll explode right there and you'll see what i mean this one not too spectacular like some f the other ones but it does something useful i guess so yeah it made a square for ya so if you wanted to build a base underground it might be really useful but other then that i'm not sure why u would use it the next one is multiply tnt um what this one does is it like multiply the blocks it blows up it like doubles them but it doesn't work with like any good blocks dont put like diamonds around it cuz your not gonna get double blocks back ur gonna see im gonna get like a lot of dirt compared to how much blew up like right there yeah there's a lot of dirt and stone right there like double the amount any good ores just won't work you don't lie cheat and get extra like that then you could just keep blowing stuff up over and over again on this one Ghost tnt what it does actually sinks down into the ground and blows up down there obviously it's gonna be hard to tell where it blew up so just to show you guys an example i put one on the top of the jungle tree and it will actually be able to see the explosion because i don't wanna dig all the way under the ground trying to find where it exploded alright now we can find it probably just a little bit deeper here alright where are you there we go maybe this whole bit here i hear mobs so if you wanna make a hole underneath the ground from above the ground you now are able to do that so the next tnt to look at is drilling tnt and what it does is drill a hole down basically to bedrock it's like uh 1 hole down you'll see what i mean in a second oh i was wrong! that was the wrong one that one does a big hole PIG DON'T FALL IN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU COMMITTING SUCICIED DON'T DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YOU JUMPED LIKE 5 TIMES right there um i got it confused with this one digging tnt does the one hole idk the look really similar but thats why so that's the good one this is the mediocre one wanna get down to the ground? like one small- DON'T GO IN THERE he's looking in it's too dangerous don't go in, your friend you saw what happened to him he got stuck in the hole the same could happen to you i wont allow it see you listen to me but yeah this one is much bigger and cooler all the animals are like getting tricked by it they wanna go in alright so this one is timer tnt and it like take a while to blow up i'll show you guys right here um so it's gonna switch back right now it's green that means you have a long time it's kinda like a street light you know? green you have plenty of time just go then it turns to yellow you have less time im pretty sure thats what is based off of it has to be and now that its red its gonna blow up soon so you kight wanna get away not a big explosion but i like the idea of it like that would actully be usfull in survival cuz you would have time to like run away and not kill yourself alright so we are on to reaction tnt its pretty cool looking i like how all the tnts looko like completlyd diffrent it has a blue color to it has some kinda weird colors comming off of itand here we go giant explosion that was pretyy sick omg its never ending it is never ending now that is a big explosion see the cool thing is some og these tnts dont go in like one shot like the x500 one so you can get a big explosion like this without it like you know destroying oyu minecraft cuz it does it like a little bit at a time and another dungeon these are drivign me crazy why are there so many of these around?whats in here guys just checkin i was curious dont mean to bother you in your little home here whats the next one anyway? oh animal tnt this ones kinda cool it actually isn't just animals or probably should be called mob tnt what it does is create like all the mobs in minecraft in like one cluster so i'll put it down right here i wouldn't call it animals but you know you can if you want it's about to explode BAM lots of animals and stuff there's a mooshroom hey it looks pretty weird isn't it? witches zombie pigmen if you really want to fight you'll like that tnt the next one is sand fire work what is gonna do is make fireworks for you but it's out of sand get ready for it here comes the sand i think its cool tho and now there is sand all over your world i would actually hate that in survival be like omg i gotta clean this up now? terrible, okay so this one floating island tent what it does is copies the ground like let's say um this stuff over here what is going on?are you alright? saved your life pig thought you were a sheep for some reason um it's gonna copy the ground into the air the thing is you can't put diamonds you know so you get extra diamonds it just doesn't work that way doesn't work with any good blocks i like the block tho and i still looks like tnt because the top it looks pretty awesome yeah so blowing up and this ground should be in the air wait for it get a good view and cmon this is another one of the ones that are kinda hard to generate and some stuff fell but you get to the top here imagine there will be trees yes there we go so yeah here's all the sand and everything it can bring like diamonds and stuff up thats one of the downfalls of it, but it's very cool you can have like a house up in the air so the next one is gravity tnt and what it does is that it grabs like everything towards it the gravity grabs it i am even getting pulled in i'm trying to get far enough away so it doesn't happen to me they're all gonna get thrown into the air it is so awesome alright here we go BLOW hey there they go high into the air and crashing down easily killing everything but how cool was that oh more mooshrooms it's raining the chicken the chicken is trying to float its way down safely that is so nice i've never seen anything like that before that's pretty awesome um but yeah you can kill a lot of mobs with that and just make them rain from the sky alright the next one another like sky one tnt firework and here we go tnt should rain down and it happens for a while too like there's lots of explosions and what i've noticed for a bit like 1 or 2 will still keep falling down like right now they come down for like a minute it's very cool yeah big explosion and the land here i totally exalted this world for this review any more tnt? just checking oh there's another one see they keep coming down alright so we are onto easter tnt actually it's just called easter egg i thought it was easter tnt i thought everything was tnt but um this one right here basically is gonna make a lot of different stuff you'll see in a sec i'm sorry guys that are close to this yeah there are pumpkins and melons it's not done either it keeps going more of them blowing up i don't wanna move its freaking me out so yeah if you really want pumpkins and melons you can get so many i've never seen so many pumpkins and melons in my life like it doesn't even want to load here but yeah kinda weird right? um there is one more kind of tnt called custom tnt basically you go into the config file and customize it for how big the explosion you want it to be and stuff like that i didn't actually do anything with it but um you can make something really cool you can even make a giant massive explosion if your computer can handle it and definitely have some fun with that they actually also added in some dynamite it's pretty much the same as tnt but i believe it's a little bit weaker that is normal dynamite times 5 and these don't crash your minecraft as easily i've noticed, heres x20 this one times 100 there we go and 500 should work this worked for me every time i've tried it big explosion cmon dont crash me i'm actually nervous now there we go yeah that is that is a nice explosion right there and we are gonna be trying meteor one which is like the ultimate tnt mod you can actually see a meteor come down see it in one sec c'mon meteor there it is and there we go a massive crater that like knocked me back and theres fire in it too um this one is flat dynamite flatten it out here trying to actually see it didn't really flatten out that much lemme try that again throw a couple yeah this is one of the laggiest mod your ever gonna work with and here comes the mining one again lemme just toss it in there like that and yeah like flattens it out for you it's pretty cool so they actually didn't make dynamite for every single kind of tnt but i figured i should show you guys anyway on this one its compact dynamite nice explain these and those should ignite as well and i feel like the dynamite will work a lot better if your pc isn't that good i mean they seem to you know not lag me too badly this one fire dynamite turning everything into flames snow dynamite, snow ocean dynamite turns to ocean vaperize! lets get rid of it there we go im sorry squid here is hell fire once again theres a ghast for us and lets see what is left vender dynamite let's try to get back if we can there we go and the last one chemical dynamite i really like that one effects just look so cool made a really big hole down there so yeah guys that is all there is to show this mod there are tons of kinds of explosives to mess around with if you wanna check it out the download is in the description and if you enjoyed the review i would really appreciate it if you left a like and subscribed it really does help me out thanks for watching guy i will see ya next time |
Meowie « Consul » 1605847920000
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Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first |
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Caboodle « Consul » 1606102320000
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Caboodle « Consul » 1615154700000
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guess it's time to break out my largest one, then spoiler tag simply because it's m&l based Ma'am, I've been seeing some of the strangest things recently. It all started when two guys with mustaches broke into my house while I was in the middle of making my morning coffee. I simply introduced myself to the two of them when they asked if I was the right guy, and they proceeded to tell me some strange things, something about having to save someone from an ancient race or something? And asking me if I knew anything about them? Of course, that is my profession, so obviously I told them that I was the right person they were looking for. Then... they proceeded to take out 5 pieces of treasure right before my eyes like it was nothing! I was quite shocked, and decided to show them one of my own treasures- a rock thing I had found while digging around in the desert east of where I live. Then, this is where the really strange stuff began... as a literal part of the ancient race itself that went extinct so long ago appeared RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. HOLY SHIT. At this point I knew I was hallucinating. Seriously, it's not like ancient races can come back from the dead. Or can they? Then, it got even weirder. The ancient guy said that the rock I had was someone he knew? And that they needed him in order to use those treasure pieces the mustache guys had? Then, the one in green just hopped onto the rock and some portal appeared just like that...? The one in red just jumped in the portal like it was nothing, and some weird yellow ball thing watched over me as it all happened. I was so confused. Nothing was making sense and I just wanted to enjoy my morning coffee in peace. After a while though, nothing happened. I just sat in the corner, just attempting to comprehend everything. Then, just as I was getting my shit together, the rock I had started MOVING. It was moving! Like it was alive or something! The portal thing closed (whatever the hell it was) and the two mustache guys started to just stand there like nothing happened at all. Suddenly, that rock I had in my collection for so long, that was this guy that the mustache guys were looking for, just turned into a person. I kid you not, there was a literal PERSON sitting on my bed now where my treasure was once. That person then started flirting with the other ancient dude. I just sat there in silence as they tried convincing him to build them something, then all of them left. I had no words. What just happened? I slowly went back upstairs, and just drank my morning coffee (which was now cold) attempting to understand if I accidently ate some shrooms or some shit. It didn't make sense no matter how many times I thought of it. Just... my treasure I had for so long was... whoever the hell that was? I can't even remember his name I was so confused. That's why I'm here today, ma'am. I just want to see what you are thinking about what I had witnessed... Wait? Where are you, ma'am? I thought you were trying to help me! |
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No, you’re NOT a gamer No, you’re NOT a real gamer. I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers. |
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"man ur such a pussy" a jock says to me. i laugh. "well," i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, "like they say," everyone waits in anticipation, "u are what u eat." the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there, |
Smellyshelly « Citoyen » 1617275760000
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I went to the restroom. They locked me in there for like 45 minutes. There was doodoofeces thrown all over the walls, the floor, ceiling and it stunk so bad. And one of the policemen came by the window and made a sarcastic remark. He said does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good? And i just simply said It's alright, it's okay. |
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You know the movie wall-e? I'm going to take you and all the other trash on this earth and turn you into a fucking cube like that gay minecraft game. You like it huh? Don't make me make you into an octahedron. Don't think I'm done yet though. I'll take your inferior existence as a 3D object to the next level. I will dismantle every fucking chemical bond in your body as you are alive. I will take these microscopic sugars and feed them to my pet tardigrade who will grow in size exponentially. You hear me? I will then take my monster tardigrade and feed each of your nipples to him as you are forced to watch back to back episodes of teen titans go. I'm fucking ruthless so don't ever disrespect anime again. |
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Jokes aside, I know a guy who is a Hanzo main. He was rated in the top 200 Hanzos on PC at one point iirc. He's been playing FPSes since he was a teenager; heck, he played competitively on Call of Duty 2. But where he really excels is when he plays Hanzo. I've seen him pick soaring Pharahs out of the sky with a single arrow. I've seen him flick-shot kill entire teams consecutively. Got someone coming down a corridor? He'll aim a scatter arrow and turn that hallway into a tunnel of pure death. He's flick scatterarrows at your feet and fell a full-health Roadhog with a single blow. And he doesn't just waste his ult trying to get kills, either. No, this guy is a professional. He knows to use it zone enemies off the point, or, better yet, in a corner so he can scatter arrow and kill 'em all in one shot. If you're a hero with 250 or less health then you better kiss your ass goodbye because he's gonna one-shot you, and there ain't shit you gonna do about it. Not all Hanzo mains are trash. Just a good deal of them. But when you see a pro Hanzo? Run. |