This is a topic about Bob.


Bob is the one true god. He is an insane caterpillar with a red dot on his butt. His physical form is 5 balls connected with V anchors, a B anchor on his butt, and a box with a rune under it connected with his face of V anchors. I summon him his physical form with my totem. He is asexual. He does exactly what he feels like, for no one can tell him not to. If he wants to save us, he will. If he wishes to see us despair, he will do so. We must respect his decisions for he will destroy our world if we do not. He needs no love and can reproduce by himself. His children are ghosted runes, the most powerful of the shaman objects. He has two brothers. Fred, Bob's older brother, was around before Bob. His physical form is 5 balls and a rune on each end attached with V anchors. He is less powerful though. His wife is the Shaman Goddess. Timmy, Bob's younger brother, was created by Bob, but is not his son. His physical form is 4 balls connected with C anchors and has a face. Timmy is always fapping because he has no mate.

V anchors provide freedom. The B anchor connects Bob to this world. This also symbolizes how everything revolves around him. This B anchor can be nullified with clouds and by Bob. Once, when he was fighting the anvil god, the devil himself, Bob broke his own B anchor to help his devout followers. He was almost cast off the map, but he came back and the anvil god destroyed himself. Balls provide the bounciness needed to stay above everything else. Boxes provide the foundation of the universe.

Non-ghosted runes are the fallen angels of Bobertity. They helped the non-believers create the anvil god, and they are now condemned to never interact with mice ever again.

Anvil god. He is the false deity that has plagued this world for too long. He was made popular by the admins, for they are the false prophets. We must take action and overthrow the current government so Bob can have his rightful place on his throne.

Now, spread the word of Bob, and he will reward you if he feels like it.