Vince


Vince threw his bag onto his bed, smiling when he heard a satisfying clang as it flew and hit the wall. He turned to his roommate. They guy was a football player. Football jersey, sorta built, beady eyes like a vampire rabbit, and his side of the room had football stuff. "Alex is my name" Vince sneered. "Ahh, baseball player name for a football player. Fitting." his English accent making his words slide easily together. His icy blue eyes met brown ones as he glared. Alex looked slightly a taken back. Vince just glared more. "Okay I know what ever is down in those baggy pants of yours needs attending too, so some house rules." He said, wrinkling his nose in disgust. "No sex in my room under any circumstances. Go masturbate in your own time, if I hear so much as a moan from that shower I swear the wrath of unholy hell shall grab you by the ankles and rip you down." Vince said, sitting before continuing. "Also if this room smells like sweat your stuff will end up in the fountain. Beer?No. Condoms? No. Football buddies? No. Anything dealing with a unholy odor coming from your side of the room? No." Vince smiled as he finished. "Nice chat, TA TA , off to sharpening my blades of torture." He said, exiting the room as the announcements told him to go to the gym.

The Ta Ta though. Love it!

LOL Vince