Broadcast your jokes, puns and riddles. (and pick up lines.........e.e)

- The queen can draw a straight line beacause she is a RULER!

-You smell like rubbish, can i take you out?
(This joke is so RUBBISH :D Im so punny.)

-Why did the dinosaur cross the road?


-Friend: I just put my clothes in the freezer! I think i'm an idiot...
Me: I do that all the time! :D
Friend: What? Put your clotehs in the freezer?
Me: Think that your an idiot! :D

-I'm always infront of you but you can never see me, who am I?


-What do you get when you come across a skeleton and a detective?


-Saracastic Teacher: If you consider yourself an idiot please stand up.
No one stood up until...
Saracastic Teacher: You there! Why do you consider yourself an idiot?
Boy: Because I didn't want you to feel alone.... <3

-Dear Haters, I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and Ugly starts with 'u'.

-Me: Dad Im hungry.
Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm dad.
Me: I'm serious!
Dad: I thought you were hungry??
Me: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No I'm dad!

-Friend: Today, my teacher pointed at me with a ruler.
Me: So?
Friend: He said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler!"
Me: He called you an idiot!!
Friend: I got detention after I asked which end.
Me: HAHA LOL!!!

Edward and his mom were at a dentists appointment for Edward. Apparently Edward needed his teeth pulled out because cavities, and his mom was complaining about the bill.

" If you didn't eat that much candy, I wouldn't have wasted this fifty dollar bill" cried Edwards mom.
Edward , still in second grade, promptly replied, " then give the cashier 100 dollars. And you can have your 50 dollars back!"

You guys need to fix your PUNctuations its not quite PURRfect

I have a joke (slightly racist o.o)

What do you call white people running down a hill?
An avalanche

What do you call mixed people running down a hill?
A mudslide

What do you call black people running down a hill?

hey imagine drowning,


what time did the man go to the dentist


a man walks into a bar and says

I "hope" I win
#danganronpapun

your puns are eggsitingly punning lol

Hmm...

Which pencil should I use...
2B or not 2B is the real question.