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| Dear Diary, Today I coughed up some fluff balls, it tasted horrible. Hootman had to mop up everything while shoved my butt in his face. Today I accidently peed on my Hootman's bed, at least it was shaped as a smile... Atleast I think it was. Hootman was watching Garry Trotter, something like that, today and I saw those black ghost moths. They say they suck souls, luckily I don't have one. Hootman gave me a demon today. It was round, black (or was it grey?) and had an orange beak. I think it was the bird that can't fly. Well that's stupid as birds HAVE TO fly. Anyways, it kept following me. Maybe it's gonna kill me... Every night I always check my litter box before I have my midnight drop. Hootman was angry with me today. All I had was one cookie. Well, if I counted correctly of course. He slapped me with a fish (which I ate after). Hootman's friends came around. Sadly, I caused an accident for being 'absent' in the loos or the flushy washy thingys. I guess that's it for today. Hopefully Hootman won't slap me with a fish again because I didn't brush my teeth...
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