Ciciden a dit :

"buy me fraises"
UGHHHHHH

Candehh a dit :

Long time ago I got random whispers, unfortunately I forgot to save them, but my friend got exactly the same ones and she has them saved, so here.

> [Leahtangy] hi
> [Leahtangy] i woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again
> [Leahtangy] this happens all the time, its detachable.
> [Leahtangy] but, i went to a party last night and got drunk. i think i lost it somewhere and i can't remember.
> [Leahtangy] irst i looked around my appartment and could it find it
> [Leahtangy] first*
> [Leahtangy] i called up the place where the party was at and asked them to look for it, they couldn't find it either so i asked them to look in the medicine cabnet since i leave it there sometimes.
> [Leahtangy] they said it wasn't there.
> [Leahtangy] i really don't like not having a penis.
> [Leahtangy] it makes me feel less of a man.
> [Leahtangy] i hate sitting down when i have to take a leak.
> [Leahtangy] i was starting to get depressed so i went to ikea for some breakfast.
> [Leahtangy] on the way back on 5th avenue i saw my penis
> [Leahtangy] it was lying on a blanket next to a toaster.
> [Leahtangy] the guy was selling it for 22$ but i got it for 17$
> [Leahtangy] i brought it home, washed it clean and put it back on.
> [Leahtangy] i was happy again.
> [Leahtangy] people tell me to get my penis permanently attatched,
> [Leahtangy] but honestly i like having a detachable penis.

Wizlmao a dit :

Person: What country do you live in
Me: America
Person: Noob

Yapale a dit :

> [iforgothismausname] hi
> [iforgothismausname] can u buy me fraisies
< [iforgothismausname] im broke