when i do not complete a bootcamp map that is easy for everyone

when i fail at being shaman

I never feel like a noob, truth.

When I taunt a shaman like, "smell my butt" and then they freeze me
#noob

When I'm in a room full of noobs I say I'm super pro then some peep pro-er than me comes and makes me feel noobish :L

When I fail walljumping or whisper something out loud accidently

When I'm in a room where I'm getting firsts then someone with over 10k firsts comes in and steals them all x.x

When I'm trying to use a red nail/anchor and can't figure out why it won't work... 'Til I remember I'm on hardmode and then proceed to wonder why the fuq I even turned it on because hell, I'm too nooby/lazy for that shit.

When in survivor some new people kills me T_T

when ever a Guest head surfs me and i show off so much.

i feel noob everyday

and

i feel pro never .-.

Whenever I visit bootcamp

I feel noob every day, every second of my TFM life.
But then I get a first.
And I get happy.
Then I get pinged
And I go cry in a corner
And then the cycle repeats
:)

I can't sham

Sometimes my controls don't work

I can't hide in prophunt

And whenever I do something utterly pro I get bumped up into being sham and I suddenly fail. );

When I check that a 1000 gathered cheese mouse has 70 firsts , when I still have 68 :c

☆ all day every day ☆

When the super-pros in bootcamp dominate the room, crushing my weak little ego of what I have left.

when i take ladfkjasdfa ofadij4398 hours to wj

Clicks profile of a mouse with gathered 5k cheese.
Looks at firsts.
Click my profile.
Looks at my firsts.
SUCH HAPPINESS *^*

I feel like a noob when i can't wj with cheese or i get lag so i can't wj at all XD