i come and use a troll as a decoy then takes the cookie and gave it to my trasformice charator in teh game >:3

my character in the game goes and beats up ur charcter and takes the cookie and goes to D-City with the protection of the Anarchy sisters

but then a Army of lions, bears, sharks, ect come and give it to me but then one of the dinosaurs swallow it by accident
so i keep him so i posses it

I KILL U AND THEN CUT OPEN THE DINOSAUR'S STOMACH THEN I TAKE THE COOKIE

Kicks you and throws the cookie into the lava

In Minecraft

makes a Mincraft acc than poors the ocean into the lava and gets the cookie and eats it than i poop it out and burn it with a flamethrower

I get twilight sparkle as a minigun and shoot you in the eys making you faint. Then I taek it.

Ha I stolen your cookie. Depends though on what cookie you expected :3

i snatch the cookie while u r laughing at Delatex, then i eat it and then burn myself with fire in the woods where no1 will find me.

-ressurects you and steals cookie then poofs into unstalkable land- o.o

-goes to the UNSTALKABLE land and eats cookie then the cookie turned into poop and can never be changed.-

ok, i think you won so, i have another cookie in an secret base filled with robots and.... umm.... i forget what its called XD... so how am i supposed to know if their on break or not o_o

^ignoring above

I use a time machine to make the cookie a cookie then I get my Striker to shoot you in the face making a large mess of brains and blood. Then I STEEL TE COOCKIE! :D

Go, KYOGRE!
WGRAAAGH!
KYOGRE used SHEER COLD!
It's a 1-hit KO!
Foe DELATEX fainted!
YEAH, NOW THE COOKIE IS MINE!

^ LAWL

I steal the cookie that probably has a lot of germs on it by nao (o.O) and hides it in an unbreakable case. *-*

*gets cookie monster and unleashes the cage cookie monster breaks through the glass and goes on a cookie rampage* oooops.

I use my epic acrobat skills and manage to hit Cookie Monster with my boomerang and catch the cookie
Then I go to the batcave and give it to batman C:<

Herobrine scares Batman (And possibly everyone else) and takes the poop-cookie and throws it into the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (i know a rainbow is actually a circle, K)

Back flip kicks, steals the cookie and hides in the tribe house to wait for fleurb. (i wash it first)

I come into tribe house and beat u up and take teh cookie and then gives it to teh cat which iz mine