I've seen Thejkb accouple of times. Hes always with his friends, and one day was like talking some shiezznits to me. I didn't even do anything.___. Well atleast i did not budge an inch to talk at all.
How am I a NOOB?
Well you tell me.
1: if i cannot jump a wall it depends because of my lag, or a computer issue it does not mean i am no pro. oh wait actually idon't have to be a pro.
2:All maps are fuckin good b/c as long as you get the fuckin damn cheese!
3:No. Only idiots talk like that. Not me. I don't even talk at all actually.
4:Of course I don't know "Thejkb" MiCE personally, but I've seen him lots of times.
5:No, I never really thought that unless, I complain someones aircamping = hack. No thats not hack. Its just aircamping and the cheese is just cheese =_=.
6:I don't really date on TFM.C0M So I really wouldn't know how that's true or not. I just know i attract fucktard XD
7:AHAHAHA! No. I do that on purpose so i wont be a no life pro, which oh wait too late I am one, cept. I don't go on anymore much >:D Muwahahaha! No, just jking, no laughs.<_<
8:I sham like that to troll people i don't like or probably everyone in the room. Then next time I sham, I sham like a pro. Just to tease others I can sham, but I do things on purpose for the fun of it.
9:Well yes that is my"TiTLE" used to. but then I got <<CHiCKEN>> BEST TITLE EVER! And no, that's not the way u can ddefine a noob by having that "TITLE."
10:Nahh, I know how to PM someone, i just type to fast it sends to regular chat, my tribe chat or someone elses .. pm chat.-___-;
How am I a PRO?
Let me answer that.
1:Yea I can wj with fuckin cheese<_< who tf fuck can't? Must be some fucktard on earth.
2:Eh.. maybe..
3:I wouldn't really call that how to define a pro.___. because people who can't/don't talk can still be newbs nawhh duhh.
4:Thejkb like I said, bullied me on purpose.___. he was a friend of my friend I can't rememeber who [Short term memory.] But that was very rude of him despite I never done anything or talked to him at all.
5:Never Hack in my Life, but others say so during racing or #elimination.
6:Sometimes not always, unless some idiot.. talks waaay to much spamming I might have to put ignore on the whole room except my buddies C: ♥
7:Your newbish for saying when does mice turn into bubbles? Well Mice loves bubbles. It's called, "Dying in a bubble bath full of other mice."
8:I played one of each mini games, they were all lame. not the old mini gamese but all the new ones cept for defibllate. I really like that one.
9:<<CHICKEN>>
10:I rarely even get any PMS. So how does that make me a noob? It has nothing to do with it. It has to do with popularity but doesn't mean because your soo pro u have to be popular online, goshh no lifers these days.
Oh! Can understand?
Let me translate<_<
1:Center
2:Center
3:Pro
4:Meh (He probably quited by now.)
5:Pro
6:Center (b/c i attract fucktards for no reason.)
7:Center
8:PRO AT TROLLING! HAHA!
9:My title can be <<Accoplished Shaman>> whenever tf I want it to! not a Pro but a BOSS!
10:Center
Don't know what center means? keep reading it over and use your brains.

1: (pro or noob) Center

2: (pro or noob) Center

3: (pro or noob) Pro?

4: (pro or noob) Noob

5: (pro or noob) Pro?

6: (pro or noob) Pro

7: (pro or noob) Center

8: (pro or noob) Noob, I don't sham like that, but I still fail at it.

9: (pro or noob) Pro?

10: (pro or noob) Center, never needed to PM someone. If I need to, probably could figure it out though.

6: Dating is your primary goal on Transformice. // LOL THA'S TRUE, most of the ones that looks dates on transformice are ''noobs''

You should base this more on accomplishments like:
At least 100 bootcamp
First to Cheese ratio at least 1/10
Can cannon jump as long as you like
People are saying you're using hotkeys when you're not
Can collect almost every +1 without dying
People are calling you pro
These are slightly better because it covers the actual gameplay.

Dandedude a dit :

Can collect almost every +1 without dying

By almost every do you mean 'half'
Imma defilante pro >.>

1: You can wj with cheese.
Pro
2: You have 5 P1'ed maps.
Noob. I have 3
3: You say nothing in a room except when needed.
Pro/Noob
4: Thejkb is your friend.
Noob. he didnt add me back
5: You don't need to hack for cheese.
Pro
6: You are to focused on the game to chat.
Noob
7: What do you mean mice turn into bubbles? When does that happen? 0_o
Pro/Noob
8: You have compleated shaman minigame maps.
Pro
9: Your title is any you choose
Pro
10: last but not least, the amount of people PM'ing you is over 15
Noob

Susanlwu a dit :

By almost every do you mean 'half'
Imma defilante pro &gt;.&gt;

Sorry, I don't have that much exposure to Defilante as for Bootcamp, Survivor, #deathmatch, etc, so I made some assumptions :P

Pro
Noob
Noob
Pro
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
Pro ._.
Noob :\
Pro ^^

1: noob
2: noob
3: definitely noob
4: noob
5: pro
6: pro
7: pro
8: pro
9: erm.. pro i guess
10: Noob
yay even :D

1. Pro Easiest thing to do.
2. Noob I've made maps but only maps for TH/ Tribe House
3. Pro/noob I'm mostly a person who likes to chat sometimes and also ilent when i'm bored.
4. Noob Never met him but i heard his name tons of times and can't find him in any of the rooms i join -_-'
5. Pro
6. Pro
7. Pro
8. Pro/noob I rarely play minigames.
9. Pro
10. Pro

I looked through your list and I have to say a few things.

Firstly, that no one is a "noob". They may simply be newbies or people who do not play so often. Just because they may not play as well as others does not warrant being labelled as "bad, not good".

"Noob" is an insult, and it should not be used whatever happens. Even if the person trolls he/she should not be called that. My only exception is for hackers and people who commit offenses that warrant a report. (Not spammers, though.)

"Noob" is also a stereotype that I wish would become obsolete, but unfortunately it is here to stay. All we can do is try to minimise it's usage. By posting this you are offending and hurting people who look through the list and see that they are qualified as "noob". Trust me, not everyone bounces back and is as optimistic as the previous commenters.

Now on to the "pro"s. I agree that there are some people so good at this game that they warrant the title of "pro". Just that, "pro" is very general. I can be "pro" at one thing (eg. Survivor) but suck at another (eg. Shamming). I feel there isn't a definition for "pro", at least not as general as yours.

And how does knowing OR being friends with Thejkb make any difference? It doesn't.

I would also like to say that, despite what I have said about "pro"s, to me, it is the character of the player that truly makes the game for me. They may fufil all your "criteria" for "noobs" but be wonderful, sweet, kind people. They may fufil all your criteria for "pros" but be selfish, proud and unwilling to help others. So, I feel your list does not comprise what "pros" and "noobs" (I quote you on "noobs") are.

Besides, we should be helping the so called "noobs" get better at the game. The "pros" especially should help them, not call them "noob" and demoralize them. We should have an inclusive, friendly community, not an exclusive, unfriendly one.

That's all I have to say. I'm not critisizing you, I'm only critisizing your actions, so don't take it to heart. Thanks for reading this.

Mousechris a dit :

Ok so here are 10 ways to tell if your a noob, and 10 ways to tell if your a pro.
After you test out and get your results share and disscuss your results here.
The results form is down at the bottum, fill it out in the orderly fassion.

How to tell if your "Noob"

1: you can't wall jump.


2: you think this is a good map.


3: you go into a room like this.


4: You don't know who Thejkb is.

5: You think theres a hack to getting cheese. *-*

6: Dating is your primary goal on Transformice.

7: You turn into bubbles at least once every 4 minutes.

8: You sham like this.


9: Your title is «Accomplished Shaman».

10: Last but not least you don't know hwo to PM someone.

How to tell if your "Pro"

1: You can wj with cheese.

2: You have 5 P1'ed maps.

3: You say nothing in a room except when needed.

4: Thejkb is your friend.

5: You don't need to hack for cheese.

6: You are to focused on the game to chat.

7: What do you mean mice turn into bubbles? When does that happen? 0_o

8: You have compleated shaman minigame maps.

9: Your title is any you choose

10: last but not least, the amount of people PM'ing you is over 15

results form write it like this

"1: (pro or noob)

2: (pro or noob)

3: (pro or noob)

4: (pro or noob)

5: (pro or noob)

6: (pro or noob)

7: (pro or noob)

8: (pro or noob)

9: (pro or noob)

10: (pro or noob)"

disscuss

1.Pro
2.Noob
3.Pro
4.Noob
5.Pro
6.Pro
7.Noob
8.Pro
9.Pro
10.Pro

1: Pro

2: Pro

3: Pro

4: Noob (I know him, Hes not my friend though...)

5: Pro

6: Pro (TFM is not for dating. *-*)

7: Pro

8: Pro

9: Pro

10: Pro

1.mmm.pro.
2.it is.,so i am pro?
3.every single time,.pro.
4.i dont know him personally,imma noob.
5.BR HAX HAX BANBAN
6.YES OFC,im dating kerttuest,sometimes other girls too.<3
7.I do that cuz i like bubbles,i love when shaman has bubbles skill,then i turn into bubble,trying to get cheese by bubble transformation.
8.I try sp with c anchor,idk how.-.
9.No.my title is liberator.pro.
10.I dont know how,but its ok,i spam like this ''KERTUEST,WHISP ME THAT I COULD U R HOTKEY TO CHAT WITH U IN PRIVATE."(like 100 times til she does that.)

IM SO PROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1. Noob. I can't wj ice.
2. Noobish Pro? I don't think that's a good map but I don't have 5 P1'd maps.
3. Pro. Report for "excessive spamming with caps."
4. Noob. Seriously.
5. Pro. (Although there probably is a "hack". I don't bother checking.)
6. Pro. Unless I already made it into the hole. I don't date.
7. Pro/Noob. Sometimes.
8. Pro.
9. Pro.
10. Noob.

SO OVERALL 6/4 Pro/Noob RATIO. I SUCK.

Mostly Pro.

4 p1ed maps

Bump

My pro to noob ratio is 5:2.

all 10 pro

1: pro

2: noob, dont make maps

3: pro ; all rooms have suddenly become quiet for some reason, i try to talk but everyone is boring

4: noob

5: pro

6: noob [tho i dont understand why talking=noob, if you're pro you should be able to finish the map quickly and have a lot of time left at the end of the round to talk B)

7: noob, i mean you have to be pretty noob to not know that mice turn into bubbles

8: pro

9: pro [&lt;&lt;little mouse&gt;&gt;]

10: noob ; i thought chatting = noob though / ??

1: Pro
2: Pro
3: Pro
4: Pro
5: Pro
6: Pro
7: Pro
8: Pro
9: Pro
10: Pro
11: Pro
12: Pro
13: Pro
14: Pro
15: Pro
16: Pro
17: Pro
18: Pro
19: Pro
20: Pro
21: Pro
22: Pro