Bump.!

Me.
Noob.
Jerk.
Good.
Satisfied.
The end.

vanilla
vanilla
vanilla
tribe

Log in
Be a douchebag
Log out
Repeat

what the fuck

(yes this is my summary)

*Is watching YouTube vids, a game called Transformice pops up on a vid*
Me: A mouse game? Hmmmm....*Goes to transformice!.com*
*logs in* Me: So I have to get the cheese? Shamans will help me...walljumping
*Already understands the game* *Meets some nice people* Me: I'm a pro already :D *Goes into racing room, sucks at it* *Never Goes back to racing. EVER* Me: I have a million friends on here! So yeah.

Cidboy a dit :

literally my life

tell us more about your life, cidboy
even if i know most of the story, and not the good kind.

my life:
Joins in 2013
plays sometimes in vanilla/normal but was very fond of survivor

gets some friends

called noob, the usual.

progressively plays survivor and left to actually get cheese in normal/vanilla

plays events to become a perfectionist

random events throughout 2014

the cafe came into existance

homestuck took over cafe

elmo god topic

uberbingo was the verge of the cafe

"ATTENTION CAFE DWELLERS" became the topic with most likes and comments

a sexual fanfic of uber X green was created

lots of events pass

corehunters spams gtfo

tfm decides to do 2 week events...

that eventually stops

cafe becomes more toxic and meme filled

now: tfm decides to piss on us and crash/freeze


my life

my life from last post is still going
except now it's more like:

"what is this game"
joins

"these people are very pro I'll never be like them"
tries to bootcamp but doesn't get a single one for hours

"woah a new thing called the cafe"
sits and watches for several years as it continuously burns to the ground

"my old tribe split up darn"
finds a new one and ditches it to co-lead one

"wait how did I get kicked out nobody except the leader can kick me out :thinking:"
that dirty excuse for a leader

"I wanna be a youtuber"
does tfm vids but quits a few months later

"screw this game I'm leaving"
returns after 5-6 months

"forums"
forums

"4001 hat"
lol

"I want to have fun"
not happening

"this game is boring"
ditches and becomes a forum person for what seems like an eternity

"why are people always killing me in dual shams"
why I'm never really going to vanilla again... I prefer to hang out with the noobs in normal

"none of my friends play this game anymore"
sob

...
"lolm2k"
lolm2k doesn't exist in this game

I hate this game I will never log in again

*finds itself playing alone in bootcamp*

Before: "This is hard. I suck."
After: "You suck! Give up!"

i dont remember but i do remember that day when i screamed at my mom when i first got my bootcamp

well i log on and i go afk or i talk to my friends thats about it

2012: well dang i'm pretty popular in survivor3
*all my friends leave*
2016: well dang i'm pretty popular in survivor2
*all my friends leave again*

Makes account
Tries to lot back in
Forgets password and a new account
Actually plays the game
Struggles to wall jump
Is somewhat a noob
Goes to the menu
Finds other games
Finds Nekodancer interesting
Figures out I already have an account
Logs in
Goes in room
Finds a pair of best friends
Is a part of them now
Spends most of my time playing Nekodancer with them
Also is in a tribe
Invites them to tribe
Makes new tribe for us
Invites others but only two stay
The two are now friends
I leave a lot for other tribes but has my alternative account leader
Cafe happens
I want my friend to try out Café so bad
She finally does
Not into it
Still goes on Café
Plays game mostly for cafe now
Meets guy
Asks for friend request
Accepted
He made a joke that upset me
Apologizes for it
Hard to get
Other things that is drama but now I have a crush
Wishes I were dead
Obsession
Bullying
Okay this is so much I'm gonna end here
We're only in September 2016 lmao

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