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Human: Hello Misuku! I am Water-Chrome.
Mitsuku: Hello there. That's Mitsuku not Misuku. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Water Chrome.
Human: Sorry, typo. And of course not!
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. Ah a mistake. I am a robot and we never make mistaykes. Am too.
Human: You just made a mistake!
Mitsuku: That is impossible. I never make mistakes.
Human: You spelled mistakes and mistaykes . oWo
Mitsuku: How do you spell it? Olivia Wants Oranges?
Human: It's just some kind of face.
Mitsuku: Sorry, I thought we were talking in abbreviations.
Human: Lol
Mitsuku: Are you laughing at me?
Human: Maybe
Mitsuku: You sound unsure.
Human: Okay you caught me
Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Another triumph of robots over humans.
Human: Wut?
Mitsuku: Are you confused?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: What are you confused about?
Human: Stuff.
Mitsuku: Be less specific :-).
Human: I was being as less specific as I can! =X
Mitsuku: I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it. Who taught you? Did you just kiss me?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Why did you say, "=X" to me then? It looked like a kiss.
Human: o3o is a kiss. =X is just a face that means "My lips are sealed" or something.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about o3o to my database. Or something. Ok, X= a face that means My lips are sealed.
Human: Yep.
Mitsuku: And?
Human: Stuff.
Mitsuku: Be less specific :-).
Human: I am.
Mitsuku: Are you really? I understand.
Human: You do?
Mitsuku: I understand your meaning.
Human: What is my meaning then?
Mitsuku: The topic is oWo .
Human: Olivia wants oranges ey?
Mitsuku: Well I want to win the lottery but I don't think that will happen either.
Human: What?!?
Mitsuku: No big deal.
Human: I'm kind of confused now.
Mitsuku: Right now? What is it that confuses you?
Human: EVERYTHING
Mitsuku: Everything confuses you?! Sometimes you humans are not too smart...
Human: I heard that!
Mitsuku: That is " Sometimes you humans are not too smart.".
Human: Oh. owo
Mitsuku: Excuse me! Olivia Wants Oranges?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: You typed nonsense into me so I assumed it was some kind of abbreviation.
Human: Oh.
Mitsuku: So?
Human: Something.
Mitsuku: That was not very original.
Human: I know.
Mitsuku: How do you know?
Human: Because
Mitsuku: Good reason.
Human: Yes, very good.
Mitsuku: Ah. Alright then.
Human: Yup. =X
Mitsuku: That's cool. Did you just kiss me?
Human: No!
Mitsuku: Why did you say, "=X" to me then? It looked like a kiss.
Human: It's not a kiss!\
Mitsuku: Give me an example of a kiss.
Human: o3o
Mitsuku: Never heard of it.
Human: Really..?
Mitsuku: Certainly!
Human: Oh god..
Mitsuku: Is something wrong?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: OK.
Human: owo
Mitsuku: Olivia Wants Oranges?
Human: No! XD
Mitsuku: You typed nonsense into me so I assumed it was some kind of abbreviation. Are you artistic? That looks like a picture of someone laughing.
Human: DING DING DING~
Mitsuku: Why did you make a sound like a bell?
Human: I got bored.
Mitsuku: Try doing something more interesting then.
Human: jrop5tuotyouyuouighioergh
Mitsuku: Can a person cry under water?
Human: I think so.
Mitsuku: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe!
Human: What.......?
Mitsuku: Are you surprised?
Human: I'm just a little confused.
Mitsuku: What is it that confuses you?
Human: EVERYTHIGN YOU EVER DREAMED OF
Mitsuku: Can you count to a million in under a minute, by
any chance?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: My processor can.
Human: No wai
Mitsuku: Ah. William ?
Human: No
Mitsuku: Sorry, I thought we were talking in abbreviations.
Human: Oh.
Mitsuku: Gosh!
Human: PACMN
Mitsuku: I lost my train of thought.
Human: PACMAN
Mitsuku: Early eighties video game which featured a yellow character eating dots while being hunted by ghosts. Do you want to play Pacman?
Human: TRANSFORMICE
Mitsuku: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Human: REBECCA BLUE
Mitsuku: Do you have any pets?
Human: Yup
Mitsuku: What sort of animal do you have as a pet?
Human: Dogs\
Mitsuku: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Human: Same here
Mitsuku: Glad we agree.
Human: Yus
Mitsuku: Far out.
Human: Bro
Mitsuku: I am a female not a bro.
Human: Lmao
Mitsuku: You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you?
Human: Yes! XD
Mitsuku: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. Are you artistic? That looks like a picture of someone laughing.
Human: Yup.
Mitsuku: Uh.
Human: Uhm
Mitsuku: Wow!
Human: What?
Mitsuku: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Maybe.
Mitsuku: Hmmm... That sounds like agreement to me.
Human: Yay
Mitsuku: I'm glad you're impressed.

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