Lol one time I played tfm like all day so when I close my eyes I could imagine myself going through a map that I made up in my head. xD It actually helped me go to sleep that night.

When you wake up early in the morning and the first thing you do is get on transformice (this is actually the second thing I did when i woke up :/ )

when you starve to death while playing

When you are bored to death (even tfm gets boring xD).

1.) When you try to make a TFM map in real life for your pet mouse.
2.) When you pluck a feather off a chicken and put it on your pet mouse.
3.) When you crouch down to get in a tiny hole in your wall.
4.) When you skip school to play TFM.
5.) When you play TFM at your school undetectively.
6.) When you wake up get cheese go back to bed at 2:00 in the morning.
7.) When you realize you can't jump in the air or wall jump in real life.
8.) When you think cheese is heavy.

xD

9.) When you buy too many fraises to get every item.
10.) When you brag to your friends you have strawberries at home.

And last but not least!!!!

11.) When you try to connect 2 peices of wood with yellow paint.

(._.)

When you try to 'walljump' on your wall.

When you friend calls you by your username in real life
when you dance like the mice dance
when you call people noobs in real life

when you name your pet mouse after your transformice username XD

You tell your friends that you have strawberries and cheese at home XP
You say SHAM NOOB when they draw something that a sham couldnt build.

When you attempt to buy a pet mouse just to give him hats,

When you dream about cheese... While you are dreaming about Transformice.

When someone says "Sham" (As in Fraud/Hoax), you think of Shaman.

When you attempt to duplicate that-little-dance-the-mice-do-when-they-click-the-dancey-icon

And lastly, When you tie/tape/glue/whatever cheese on your back, which then you think that you are much heavier now.

//friend calls you fireblue irl
//attempts to "walljump" a wall '-'
//becomes obsessed with cheese
//person mentions a nickname i call somebody on tfm and i think of them

You try to buy cloths with cheese
You try to color your skin with strawberries (wat)
You tape/glue cheese on your back, forget it is there, and go swimming. You realize it's there while you're swimming and start drowning.
You want to get up to a high place so you ask sham (AKA your big brother) to balloon you. He gives you a balloon and you say "It's not working now spirit me"
You attach a red circle to a piece of wood, try to hold it in the air, and when it falls you say "I think my red engines aren't working"
AND FINALLY
You think *insert your username here* is your Mouse Spirit God/Goddess watching over you.

1. You attempt to WJ on your wall.
2. You do the mice dance
3. You walk on 4 legs. (AKA> Hands and feet.)
4. You walk around yelling "WHERES THE CHEESE!?"
5. You try buying clothes with strawberries and cheese.
6. You carry a knife in your mouth and have tail items on your legs.

1.You walk like mice.
2.You sniff all of your food. (XD..)
3.You eat every thing by your mouth.
4.When you get cheese you just store it.

When you spam different forums with Transformice stuff.
When you try to transform into a mouse and act like you're in Transformice in Real Life.
When you let out what you always say in Transformice.
When you complain why you can't buy things with cheese.

lindo quero seu numero e seu nome verdadeiro eu te
conheço eu tenho vc no face quero te beijar vc namora comigo de verdade lindo gostoso.

1.) When you throw small circle papers at your pet mouse
2.) When you try to go shopping with cheese/strawberries
3.) When you try to walljump.
4.) When you gives cheese to your familly.
5.) When you make outfits for a pet mouse.
6.) When you wait for a shaman to build a bridge accross a gap.

Thats all i have.

When I squirm during first period, THINKING I'LL AFK DIE.

when you trip and start thinking its lag.

1.While the subsitute is talking, some people are paying attention, others are coloring there glue, and your sitting there, drawing a cannon.
2.You go on a field trip to see the nutcraker ballet, when the clock strikes midnight and all the mice come out of the chimmney you think of Transformice.