Forget your cookies, I bake up a new batch. Have fun with it, or I'll either eat it or hide it in my safe.

I take the entire batch eating all but 1 and tossing the last cookie into waters full of sharks pirhannas and leeches

uses a giant rocket launcher that kills the sharks pirhannas and leeches then takes the cookie to my Dream World

Links your Dream World to TNT explosives, and when the explosion goes off the cookie lands in my hand.

I nao haz teh cookieh.

I take the cookie and give it to nyan cat

I seduce nyan cat and in the morning I take it back ;D

I USE ATOM BOMB TO KILL EVERYONE BUT ME AND THE COOKIE 8D

I arrive on my spaceship and crush you.

I nao haz teh cookieh.

*bites your hand holding hte cookie* MINE

~kicks you in the head so you drop cookieh~ MINE >:C

SMASHES YOUR HANDS. MINE

~shoots herobrine in the head~ MINE

Kills you mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

~sprays you in the eyes with mace and sets you on fire~ MINE

PUTS FIRE OUT AND STEALS IT

Drops an anvil on chu and steals cookie back. MINE

I use my knowledge on Domic anatomy to find a weak spot in your neck, to stun you in one hit, and take the cookie.

I take the cookie from u and ride a pony and go to town to meet yanky doodle!

It's a fake yanky doodle to set you up for death. I shoot and kill chu with a Beretta .50 cal and I steal the cookie back.

I nao haz teh cookieh.

but sadly that was a fake me wid a fake cookie so i still haz da cookie!