cuz im african they say IF U DONT HEAR YOU WILL FEEL

Me- -Derping around on PC-
Mom- It's time to go to sleep!
Me- Ok! -Derps around again-
Mom- DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!
Me- Yes. I KNOW MY TIME.
Mom- YOU DON'T KNOW IT, BLAZELOCKE.
Me- -Thinking- Why dontcha shut up?

"Mum: Do you want a cookie?
Me: No, thanks.
Mum: How about this cake?
Me: No.
Mum: Would you like some chocolate?
Me: No, mum.
Mum: WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME!?"

Mom: Clean the dishes, NOW!
Me: Mom, I'll do it in a sec
-5 minutes later-
Mom: WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING THE DISHES
Me: I SAID HOLD UP, DAMN. I AM DOING SOMETHING. I WILL GET TO IT IN A FEW MINUTES. -mumbles to self- it's not like you're doing it
Mom: Excuse me
Me: I said nothing, mom, bye

Here are some..

Mom: *Is Cleaning Dishes(
Me: ''May I help?''
Mom: ''Oh, I can do it, don't worry''
10 Mins Later
Mom: NO ONE OFFERS TO HELP DO ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE, IT'S LIKE I'M A MAID OR SOMETHING
~
Mom: All you do is sit on that ol' laptop of yours.
Me: -Mumbling- If I was sitting on this laptop then wouldn't it be broken by now?
~
Mom: ''Come here''
Me: Holy shiz what did I do this time o-o;
~
Me: Oh mum can you drive me over to my friends house?
Mom: When I was younger, we walked through the miles of cold snow to go to places like our friends house!
Me: *In my thoughts* Yes, well that was when cars weren't invented Mum, duh..
~
E;
Me: ''Why do I have to do ___?''
Mom: ''Because I said so.''
Ofmg ''because I said so'' isn't a damn reason! God xD >u<
~
Mom: ''Dinner is ready!''
Me: -goes to kitchen- ''Wheres the food?''
Mom: ''Oh, it'll be ready in 10 minutes''

When she nevers says yes.

Me: Mum can I please ring Bff?
Mum: No, dear, your way to old.
Me *rings Bff* hi
Bff: Hi-
Mum: <my name> GET OFF THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!
Me: *hangs up* pff....


Mum: Hi Dear
Me: Mama can i have a coconut?
Mum: Yes.

-smash smish SMAHS hit "OUCH!"-

Mum: Dear? Oh my goodness why the shit are you cracking a coconut?
Me: Because you said i could *looks at red trobbing finger*
Mum: Into your room NOW. Oh my word *cleans up*

(Dont have a mom..)
Me: -goes into the kitchen for a knife-
Dad: What are you doing, child?
Me: Errr.... nothing O-O -takes knife and hides it behind back-
Dad: Hmm. You ned supervision.
Me: N-n-no I- -faints from blood loss before I can finish my sentance-
Dad: Oh my child! Commiting suicide again..
Me: -when I wake up- DAMMIT!!!! Ahh well.. I still have my computer ^.^

Today.

*I carrying boxes to garage to pack for move. Going to move small boxes off top of one pile so it wont tip over.*
Mom: (My Name) STOP!
Me: What?!?!
Mom: DONT MOVE THAT STACK -gestures to pile and shakes it hard- IT'LL TIP OVER , SEE
Me: EHH??
Mom: -moves small boxes on top so it wont fall over- DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN
Me: But i was moving it so it WOULDNT tip ov-
Mom: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE


Good times <3

Mom: HONNNEHHHHH WHERE'S -Fill in the blank-
Me: I DONT KNOWW YOUR THE ONE WHO HAD IT
Mom: ARE YA SUUURUEEE HONEHHH?
Dad: WHYY ARE YOU YELLING?!
Mom: SHE WONT HELP ME FIND THE -Fill in the blank-
Dad: YOU LEFT IT OUTSIDEEE
Mom: OHHH, THANKS HON

Mum
GO TO BED
COME DOWNSTAIRS
HURRY UP
YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD

Dad
You're a big girl. (this annoys me sometimes)

my dad always judges me and yells at me every day and also ignores me (hes a real pain in the ass)
my mum is crazy and sometimes can be real annoying

This morning:
Dad: Leah, get off the video game.
Me: just a secondddddd
Dad: -five mins later- Get off.
Me: Just a seconddddd
Dad: GET THE F#*@ OFF LEAH


;-;..

mum:GET OFF THE COMPUTER ITS TIME FOR BED NOW
me:but i dont have to go to school today ;;
mum:I DONT CARE GO TO BED ITS LATE BLAH BLAH
me:but-
mum:DBAJDBAJBA -shuts down computer-
me:how dare you ;A;

later

me: -haves to hide under blanket so i can play dsi-

When they try and get me into after school programs because "I have no social life"

stupid questions
''xxx you are so fat''
''stfu mom''

Mom: Do that
Me: *sigh* Fine
Mom: Don't gimma that attitude

Ignore them since I'm moving out in 6 months.

Kiokosama a dit :

My dad doesn't drive me crazy, my mom does.

^My life
She treats me like I'm a baby.

Nezumini a dit :

My mum always asks me stupid questions.

this too much

Silverytail a dit :

Mom: ''Come here''
Me: Holy shiz what did I do this time o-o;

that but replace mom with dad