Then i slap your face and steal the cookie and eat it with some chocolate milk

I replace the chocolate milk with lava, then i take the cookie of your burnt body and take it with me to the center of the earth :3

I dig to the center of the earth and slap the cookie out of your hand and clone it and gives you the clone cookie and gives myself the real cookie and blasts off to my own created planet and hides in the middle of it.

*sits on your planet and watches you hide it*
*grabs it and eats it and nu one can get it no matter what* MWAHAHAH MAH COOKIE FOREVER

...I have an idea. *clones 10 cookies and hides them all around earth* I dont want them. Find them! o3o

*uses shadow clones and gets all of them and creates 1000 shadow clones and hides them all over the world not knowing which ones the real one*

I walk in the street and find 1 cookie. Others must be nearby so I find them all. Thanks! :D

-throws cookies in lava-

TURNS INTO A BIRD AND CATCHES THE REAL COOCKIE BEFORE IT TOUCHES THE LAVA I KNOW ITS THE REAL ONE CUZ I HAD A CHIP IN IT

MAKES 523664872548921354897125948723545213974523785946512978542718354783125412783541278945 MORE COOKIES IF U CAN GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL HINT-I ATE THE REAL ONE

Makes you vomit the cookie out, Rushes to washroom and washes cookie.

Hide it in a very dark place with foxes, bulldogs, Pitbulls, vampires, and worst: Justin Bieber singing his very worst songs, The singers you hate, Nicki Minaj, Then a pee-producing monster. :) That dark place is a big cage made of 50x strong metal and there is a relaxing sauna inside :) But piranhas are coming with you :) The cookie is outside the cage, I forgot!

-snatches cookie instantly with hacks-

-leaps up and slaps and grabs cookie runs to space and eats cookie on the moon- >;D

-throws a grenade on the moon and the whole moon explodes.-

I get the cookie, put a protection shield on it which protects it from burning and send it to the sun. >:3

i catch the cookie in the tardis.
MY COOKIE

*grabs cookie* *runs into jail and gives cookie to killer*

And the killer is me >:D

Thanks for the cookie! :3

*takes cookie while your sleeping*

i lock the cookie in a safe with over 9000 locks and the safe is made of unbreakable stuff and i throw the safe in a bottomless pit so only i can get it

P.S good luck stealing that >:D

ride my magical flying wolf down to pit n use matter converter to change safe to cheese n take the cookie n break it into 7 pieces n hides it in each of the oceans

*grabs the cookie pieces from oceans*
Now i shall glue it!!

~~Makes my avatar wolf attack you and grabs cookie and leaps onto wolf's back and rides it off to the Smoky Mountains~~ :D

-was waiting there-
Wow, this took you long. I fell asleep here while waiting for you. -takes cookie- Thanks! Now bye.

-hides cookie somewhere, idk where. No one knows where. Not even dogs can find it. Not even the person below me >:D-