-trips julia and takes cookie- MWAHAHHAHAH -hides cookie inside pikachu- LOL

-kicks pikachu in the stomach until he throws up the cookie then pikachu is just lying on the floor holding his stomach and dying ._.- OH PIKA!!! -cries- IM SO SORRY! I JUST WANTED THE COOKIE! -eats cookie and runs out to sea and goes in the middle then digs a hole in the bottom of sea and goes inside and buries self in the bottom of the ocean so nobody will ever find me and i die- >:3

-uses a cookie-tracking fish and find you and I resurrect you and I kick yiu in tha stomach until you throw up the cookie then you are just lying lying on the floor holding his stomach and dying ._.- OH IZU!!! -cries- IM SO SORRY! I JUST WANTED THE COOKIE! -eats cookie and runs out to sea and goes in the middle then digs a hole in the bottom of sea and goes inside and buries self in the bottom of the ocean so nobody will ever find me and i die- >:3
(I TYPED IT ALL OVER AGAIN I DID NOT COPY N PASTE I SWEAR)

Look, I have a cookie! No, it is not a brain parasite I painted brown and attached fake chocolate chips to!
*Runs*

Shoots with gun and takes the cookie.

calls an army force to distraced u.

takes the cookie.

ask an army of chibi mikus to fight your army
shows up in helicopter and took your cookie while you where i the bathroom

Uses my water powers to force a tsunami and kill u but not the cookie

MY COOKIE!

GO MEOWSTIC! DISCRATED LOVINPEACES! -grabs cookie from pocket and flees-

Missingo a dit :

Look, I have a cookie! No, it is not a brain parasite I painted brown and attached fake chocolate chips to!
*Runs*

The trick's on you! It WAS a brain parasite!!
MUHAHHAHHAHAA

Lookies! A golden pokemon! *grabs cookie and runs*

Used genjutsu *grabs the cookie*

hey voxenmc i gotta surprise! close ur eyes -i cover up vosenmc's eyes with me hand and walk him over the hill- dont look till i say you can or i will kill u! -slowly takes cookie outta voxenmc's hand and replaces it with a peice of cardboard with painted stones as choco chips- OPEN! -i quickly run away and put is in my underwear drawer- MMM... - eats cookie and goes into the sea to get eating by a shark whole-

OH HELL NO! -murders shark, and takes out the eaten cookie in Izupen's stomach-

NOW what? HE ate the freaking cookie, and it's practically destoryed. We can't remake a cookie, either... -_- (way to break the fourth wall)

oh yeah *uses cloning defise on cookie* *runs away on private jet*

-Teleports to the inside of the jet and takes the cookie- MY PRECIOUS -Enters the world of pokemon-

Fallingspear a dit :

OH HELL NO! -murders shark, and takes out the eaten cookie in Izupen's stomach-

NOW what? HE ate the freaking cookie, and it's practically destoryed. We can't remake a cookie, either... -_- (way to break the fourth wall)

also im a girl :P
-enters world of pokemon with the teleporter- OHAI PIKA :3 gimme dat cookie that melikeyanime has if she doesnt give it kill her -pika gives me cookie- THANKS! -gives pike 100 dollars and goes back to transformice planet- mmm...cookie... -gets mouse trap and puts cookie in trap and puts TONS and TONS of other mouse traps around it and 1000 cats gaurd the cookie & trap and i put some more traps in front of the cats so whoever steps on it falls into spikes and lava- YEA! -nibbles on cookie for a bit and mega-jumps over traps-

Relases more traps u trip i take the cookie

MWHAHAHAHA

I tackle you and steal the cookie, then throw it to Pinkamena Pie *Cupcakes*

(Non-Bronies: Pinkamena Pie=Pinkie Pie but the super creepy and deadly kind. She cuts off your limbs and makes you feel the pain then turns them into cupcakes. DO NOT GET CLOSE!)

YOUR COOKIE PINKA