*Beginng lading screen* WHO IS THAT MOUSE?!?!
*sees wjing mouse* How do I do that.
*First sham turn* OMG HOW DID I DIE?!
*Gets chese and dies while on the way back to hole* OMG HOW DID I DIE?!
*Gets chese and gets to hole* OMG WHERE AM I?!
*Gets first title* YAY!! *types /title* Your new title will be <<Little Mouse>> next round.
*Enconters "Room 1* OMG EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW!!!! *Goes to tribe house to get away from "Iloveyaio" who is talking about stuff I will not repeat*
* Halloween event map of this year with the slot machines comes on* *clciks machine and nothing happens* HOW DO I GET CANY?! OMFG HOW.DO.I.GET.CANDYYYYYYYY?!!?
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I was so noob.

I rly wanted a fur, and I did my best to get it. But I could never get enough cheese, I ended up spending it on sumthin' else and I got fraises, I got the fur and wanted a new 1... *_*

I thought this wasn't an adictive game....

I REALLY HATE THESE SHAMS THEY ALWAYS KEEP KILLING ME!!!
^ me in 2010

I thought shaman maps are impossible

I were block my own hole.

And

I always cry because i didnt know how to use invisible planks.

Well I was kind of forced to play this game by my friend, so the first thing I thought of was, "This game is going to be stupid." But it turns out it was actually kind of fun, and my friend helped me learned everything along the way, now I have better stats than him and I feel really bad.

I guess I could say I thought it would take forever to earn 100 cheese, and when I bought my first item I was acting like I was so pro :)

ME AS A NUB : Those who get first will become sham next LEL

I thought you had to get cheese by shamaning perfectly.

As a noob " Firsts are too hard to get i will just chill lol

I thought everyone in the game hacked and that everything was impossible to do unless you hacked.
(Once I was shaman, I thought I was invisible so I fell accidently off a high platform XD My first shaman turn, I thought they chose randomly.)

Ace, I haven't noticed that I mispelled accelerate until they started calling me that xD But 75% of the time I get called noob

That likes bald girls

I thought shamans were picked randomly. Not by points.

I thought that nails appear on planks and shaman stuffz randomly

when I was doing the tutorial, i was like WHY DO I JUMP SO SMALL?!?! also, every time i was sham, (i didn't know how they choose) i just reloaded the page and went to a different room. also, i still don't know what a rune does..

I thought I could walljump ice and in the first few minutes I thought that the emoticons spawned the objects. I warned everyone beforehand of how noob at shamming I was before the round. but I guess I'm still pretty bad at building :3

I remembered laughing out loud because of the fails. LOL. My friend suggested TFM to me when I was bored. He said just come there for the luls. And hell yeah, it was fun lol. Now I still come just for the luls. But sometimes people are complete diks and just downright mean now. :(

I thought of this game would be perfect for me *-*

(I joined in the middle of an Easter Event so..)
I was surprised when the shaman iced me, and I turned into a chocolate. xD