I get a lot of humorous PMs and I often would like to share them, but there doesn't seem to be a thread particularly for them. So, here's one.

Post humorous PMs you've received from one or many players--such as getting spammed mapa lixo (many players). Please don't post short, boring ones like "[Thejkb] hi" *FANGIRL SQUEEL*


I'll start with these completely random PMs I just got that were funny; it's a reference to Call Me Maybe

> [Bielmelloq] Hello :3
> [Bielmelloq] You make, a pretty map. I'm so happy *-*
< [Bielmelloq] ty
> [Bielmelloq] Hey, i just meet you :3
> [Bielmelloq] And this is crazy '-'
> [Bielmelloq] but added me, so added me maybe :3

This thread can be used for room chat and tribe chat as well!

Wait I don't get it.

>The last whisper.

You should have permission from the person who contacted you, or the person you contacted, because they might not want to be in the public community. Don't embarress people without permission to do so.

→ [Ssplendid] You can ask
← [Ssplendid] ?
→ [Ssplendid] but to get you in the tribe does not like, or the forest is closed
→ [Ssplendid] ?
← [Ssplendid] I... what?
→ [Ssplendid] I asked how to get in your tribe?
← [Ssplendid] You don't.
→ [Ssplendid] :(
→ [Ssplendid] I am sorry that you have a closed set, and I would like to get to your tribe


> [Conohamaru] oie
> [Conohamaru] é boa a sua tribo ?
< [Conohamaru] nope
> [Conohamaru] Do you speak English?
< [Conohamaru] Yes.
> [Conohamaru] Can I join your tribe?
< [Conohamaru] nope


> [Simonverdee] As These men A pleasure to know yourself
> [Simonverdee] You can Put In the tirboo Your Broo See
< [Simonverdee] I can't.
> [Simonverdee] For that broo?
> [Simonverdee] Me peudes To say that room this syndoline broo
< [Simonverdee] who is syndoline
> [Simonverdee] Sorry Sydoline
< [Simonverdee] i don't know who that is
> [Simonverdee] Add broo this way Your better Ablamos you are my broo
< [Simonverdee] wow okay, i want a proper wedding though
> [Simonverdee] That


< [Mousechris] is this the theropy hotline
> [Mousechris] yeah
< [Mousechris] i have a bit of trouble with a friend of mine and i was wondering if i could talk about it
> [Mousechris] ok whats the problem?
< [Mousechris] well she keeps making these passes at me and it's a bit awkward e_e
< [Mousechris] and then other days she's fucking slamming cannonballs in my face
> [Mousechris] um explain what you mean by passes
< [Mousechris] y'know....... the uhm sexual kind
> [Mousechris] you mean flirting?
< [Mousechris] yeah but it
< [Mousechris] you see i'm only 11 and she's like
< [Mousechris] 19
> [Mousechris] then i think shes just messing with you
< [Mousechris] oh you think so?
> [Mousechris] yeah
< [Mousechris] she keeps asking me to cam and stuff
> [Mousechris] don't
< [Mousechris] and she kinda kissed me irl.....
> [Mousechris] do you know her irl?
< [Mousechris] yes we met through this game but she lives near me
> [Mousechris] you need to tell her to stop, what shes doing is agaist the law
< [Mousechris] how do i do that?
> [Mousechris] you just tell her what you think, if she continues you need to get help from atorities
< [Mousechris] ok i'll try and tell her now...
> [Mousechris] remember what shes doing is actualy against the law.
< [Mousechris] ok she said she's mad with me
> [Mousechris] well she can be mad but you need to get her to stop
< [Mousechris] she's scary when she's mad...
> [Mousechris] if she trys to do anything irl you need to call the police ok?
> [Mousechris] nice
< [Mousechris] [Fxie] dont try to stop it spinny, if you do ill kill you
< [Mousechris] help
> [Mousechris] wrong wisper
> [Mousechris] hold on
< [Mousechris] actually i think i'll be ok im young but i like her................
> [Mousechris] no thats not a good thing, and you need to call the police if she said shed try to kill you
< [Mousechris] but the poliece are all fat donut eating jerks here
> [Mousechris] it doesn't matter she is breaking the law and she has givin a death threat you seriously need to
< [Mousechris] dude i get worse threats when i shaman badly
> [Mousechris] shes doing child melestation, and sence thats already irl then thats proofe you need to call the athoritys
< [Mousechris] it was only a kiss............
> [Mousechris] shes 19 your 11, thats child mesestation

Jjaakkee a dit :

You should have permission from the person who contacted you, or the person you contacted, because they might not want to be in the public community. Don't embarress people without permission to do so.

Pls do not backseat moderate or whatever. Do you see any such rule in CFM quotes?

Don't say something you'll regret if you don't want people to see it. Nothing wrong with sharing your own messages.

Spinnando a dit :

< [Mousechris] dude i get worse threats when i shaman badly

I laughed hard both times

So Mousechris is 11? Everything makes sense now.

Maxixc a dit :

So Mousechris is 11? Everything makes sense now.

Would you shut up for once, I'm 15 and you need to stop with all the insulting comments.

And if I'm that 11 year old that would have to mean i kissed fxie btw

Maxixc a dit :

So Mousechris is 11? Everything makes sense now.

i was pretending to be 11 while "testing" the "transformice therapy" team which mousechris was a part of. quality service, saved me from "child mesestation"

Spinnando a dit :

i was pretending to be 11 and "testing" the "transformice therapy" team which mousechris was a part of. quality service, saved me from "child mesestation"

So then that convo makes sense.

Mousechris a dit :

Would you shut up for once, I'm 15 and you need to stop with all the insulting comments.

And if I'm that 11 year old that would have to mean i kissed fxie btw

are you saying you wouldn't kiss fxie?????

Spinnando a dit :

i was pretending to be 11 while "testing" the "transformice therapy" team which mousechris was a part of. quality service, saved me from "child mesestation"

Btw that group was a stupid idea, I really don't know why i even joined it ._.

Spinnando a dit :

are you saying you wouldn't kiss fxie?????

No I'm more of saying she wouldn't kiss me, I'm sure her mouth is sexy.

Hmmmmmmm........... great spin now you have me curious and thinking about kissing fxie >:( and even worse due to me seeing her picture in the "as seen in real life" thread i know what she looks like just great!

Detlefdiehos a dit :

Heh, I found this (pls don't kill me Mango):

&lt; [Multimango] hey tumm
&lt; [Multimango] oopsie
&gt; [Multimango] WOW not nice :/
&lt; [Multimango] r and t keys so close to each other ;_;
&gt; [Multimango] ikt;;
&lt; [Multimango] pfff tude
&gt; [Multimango] sotty :P
&lt; [Multimango] nevetmind :D
&gt; [Multimango] you'te cure
&lt; [Multimango] aww so ate rou

Hahahah... No.

> [Soakitup] do you want to see my contest shit skin thing it's not done yet and it looks like butt
Cheeeeeese *-*
> [Soakitup] i saw yours and a butterfly flew out of my penis

I am the mods drill sargent

< [Tummbumm] just next time you WILL have to contact me before any changes, what barry did was sneaky and impatent
< [Tummbumm] is that clear?
> [Tummbumm] yes sir
< [Tummbumm] good

Mousechris a dit :

I am the mods drill sargent

&lt; [Tummbumm] just next time you WILL have to contact me before any changes, what barry did was sneaky and impatent
&lt; [Tummbumm] is that clear?
&gt; [Tummbumm] yes sir
&lt; [Tummbumm] good

ghahHAHHhahah that's hilARIous

> [Hehemitohehe] Hi
> [Hehemitohehe] Ingles?
< [Hehemitohehe] Yes.
> [Hehemitohehe] You friend?
< [Hehemitohehe] No.
> [Hehemitohehe] Pls?
> [Hehemitohehe] Add me?
> [Hehemitohehe] Add me?
> [Hehemitohehe] Why do not you add me?
< [Hehemitohehe] CAUSE I DONT FKG KNOW YOU.
< [Hehemitohehe] xoxo
> [Hehemitohehe] Puta

[Linkrinku] ya bro
[Lilmofo] you would like that honey ;D
[Sentinelguy] sham awesome
[Shaman Varicke] Because My boner told me to..
[Roxannastar] BOOGIE DANCE THEN!
[Honeybunney] RIANBOW NOW
[Sentinelguy] boner
[Mousechris] my boner does that too
[Lilmofo] ^
[Pizzagirls] ok wow tmi
[Rainbowcat] so does mine
[Linkrinku] wtf they censor it?!
[Shaman Varicke] Yea, I'm suppose to see the doctor for it.
[Epicforever] ...
[Roxannastar] NO FUCKER I HATE HIM !